The Best 19 Outrage Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Outrage Jokes and Puns

The troubles of foreigners in Canada

A patron in a Montreal restaurant turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded.

"This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked 'C' gave me boiling water."

"But, Monsieur, 'C' stands for chaud – French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal."

"Wait a minute," roared the patron. "The other tap is also marked 'C'."

"Of course," said the manager. "It stands for cold. After all, Montreal is a bilingual city."

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With the outrage regarding the repeal of Net Neutrality, it is important to remember that there are two sides to this issue.

The outraged side,

And the uninformed.

Back in the days of the USSR, two men stood in a block-long line for cucumbers...

Suddenly one of them snaps, and yells "This is an outrage! Waiting for hours for a couple of lousy cucumbers! I'm going to the Kremlin to assassinate the fools responsible for this!" and stomps off. A couple hours later, he's back.
One of the other people in line asks "Did you kill the guy in the Kremlin?"
The first guy responds "You think *this* line is long?"

Outrage joke, Back in the days of the USSR, two men stood in a block-long line for cucumbers...

One day Bob gets a text from his neighbor...

The text reads: "Bob, I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt about something and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you aren't home. Probably more than you, honestly. I know its no excuse, but I don't get it at home. But now, I can't live with this guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again."

Feeling outrage and betrayed, Bob grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom, and without a word, shoots his wife.

Moments later Bob gets a second text from his neighbor: "Sorry, really should use spell check! That should be 'wifi'."

Edit for clarity.

Why didn't USA switch from pounds to grams?

Because of mass outrage.


Its outrageous when women complain about gender bias in companies

They're just some strong independent companies that don't need no women. They should understand

car service outrage

I recently paid $300 for a limousine and I just found out the fee doesn't include a driver.

I can't believe I spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.

Outrage joke, car service outrage

A patron in a Montreal restaurant turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded

"This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked 'C' gave me boiling water."
"But, Monsieur, 'C' stands for chaud – French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal."
"Wait a minute," roared the patron. "The other tap is also marked 'C'."
"Of course," said the manager. "It stands for cold. After all, Montreal is a bilingual city."

On the Duck Dynasty Outrage,....

It's such a double standard.

When a white guy acts bad on TV, people rush to A&E and demand the show is cancelled.

When a black guy acts bad on TV, you don't see people rushing to Fox demanding they cancel COPS.

Very offensive man on the loose with flint and steel

Sparks outrage

"Mr. Obama, how exactly does someone impeach a president?" "The american people have made their decision. To suggest we impeach a president before he's had a chance is an outrage! Regardless of your opinions and the flawed system we're under the election was held fair and square...

...Now would you *please* stop asking that, Mr. Trump?"

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Sean Connery caused a public outrage in the 1960s by coming out of his hotel room with feces covering the front of his suit

He told a girl to sit on his lap.

"If you get offended by any jokes today

feel free to Tweet your outrage on a phone, made by a 10 year old in China." - Frankie Boyle

The lack of outrage and public outcry at Articles 11 and 13 before they were passed

That's it. That's the joke.

A coworker of mine went on a nonsensical tirade today about how it was an outrage that he is paid entirely in large amounts of $100 bills.

He makes no cents.

On Mt. Olympus, Zeus decreed that all the gods must now wear pants

This caused a lot of outrage from the other gods.
"Why must we wear pants" they asked?
Zeus replied "Why? Because we're a Pantheon!"

Outrage joke, On Mt. Olympus, Zeus decreed that all the gods must now wear pants

With all the outrage after a conservative website unearthed offensive tweets by the director of Guardians of the Galaxy...

Does that mean the right are now in favour of Gunn control?

Outraged over McDonald's flipping the sign for women's day

At least it stands for men the rest of the year though.

Mario Batali has been bathed in the light of controversy and outrage after sexual assault allegations surfaced connecting the famous chef to the assault of four women.

He's the wurst.


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