Outlook Jokes

Funniest Outlook Short Jokes

Short outlook jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The outlook humour may include short lookout jokes also.

1. I was feeling bad about the future today, but then I installed the new version of office. It improved my outlook.
2. I was on the fence whether I should buy Office 365 and consulted my magic 8-Ball and it said Outlook not good!
3. Once I met a gay man and asked him what his outlook on life was. You know what he said? One man's junk is another man's treasure!
4. My family's surname is depressant, we all share a bleak outlook on life. Except for my auntie.
5. I once asked a Magic 8 Ball why I couldn't get my email It responded "Outlook not so good."
6. Did you hear about a house built by Microsoft? What it Excels in is the Outlook from its Windows.
7. Being dyslexic hasn't stopped me from having a positive outlook on life.. Because when life gives you melons, make melonade.
8. I couldn't read my email so I asked my Magic 8-Ball what was wrong. It told me, "Outlook unclear."
9. Did you hear the latest Microsoft Office update can cure depression? It gives you an improved Outlook
10. new shoes, new outlook on life. I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer.
    Don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all week.

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Outlook One Liners

Which outlook one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with outlook? I can suggest the ones about vista and inbox.

1. I asked my magic 8-ball which email client to use. It told me... Outlook not so good.
2. Hey, Magic 8-Ball. Why can't I check my work email? "Outlook not so good."
3. To the guy who hacked into my email You've given me a new Outlook
4. What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life? An Opti-Mystic.
5. With the current outlook on UK exit polls... It looks like june is the end of May
6. I opened Outlook Calendar at work today. It looked like a bad game of Tetris.
7. What's one thing that my ex-girlfriend and Outlook have in common? (Not Responding)
8. Yesterday, I got a positive outlook. The test results were negative.
9. People need to stop asking me about my 5 year outlook I don't have 2020 vision
10. Where did Excel and word and Outlook go when they got food poising? docx
11. Why couldn't the depressed person get his email? He had a bad Outlook.

Microsoft Outlook Jokes

Here is a list of funny microsoft outlook jokes and even better microsoft outlook puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Overused joke. Hope you like it anyways. Person 1: Do you know how to use Outlook?
  Person 2: As a matter of fact, I Excel at it.
  Person 1: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?
  Person 2: Word.
• I was feeling bad about the future, but then I updated my Microsoft Office. It improved my Outlook.
• I hear Microsoft is shutting down its email services. It's a pretty poor Outlook for the company.
• My grandpa needed some help with Microsoft Outlook Grandpa: Hey, can you help me out with OneNote?
  Me: Sure, that's the one thing I Excel in.
  Grandpa: Isn't that a Microsoft office pun?
  Me: Word.
• Me: what do you think about the future of Microsoft's email application? Magic 8 Ball: Outlook? Not so good.
• I was feeling lost, so I upgraded my Microsoft Office suite... Gave me awhile new Outlook.

Cheeky Outlook Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about outlook you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean optimist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make outlook pranks.