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Hilarious Fun Outlive Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

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Stop sending toys to children in Africa

It's gotta be depressing, getting a Tamagotchi that will outlive you.

Studies have shown that women who are overweight

Are more likely to outlive men that mention it.

My momma said "Life is like a box of condoms..."

Runs out faster than you expect, and your mistakes will outlive you.

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s**... is never the answer

You gotta outlive your enemies...

The easiest way to not have enemies is to outlive them

In the end, time wounds all heels.

I just realized that Pepe will outlive me ...

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Goals.

My goal in life is to outlive my enemies. I'm looking at you Emma Morano, world's oldest person.

Millennial at least got one thing going for them

They're going to outlive the generation that comes after them because they can control if they get their own vaccinations.

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