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Hilarious Fun Outlive Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

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Break a mirror, 7 years of bad luck.

Break a c**..., your bad luck will probably outlive you.

Stop sending toys to children in Africa

It's gotta be depressing, getting a Tamagotchi that will outlive you.

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Studies have shown that women who are overweight

Are more likely to outlive men that mention it.

My momma said "Life is like a box of condoms..."

Runs out faster than you expect, and your mistakes will outlive you.

s**... is never the answer

You gotta outlive your enemies...

The easiest way to not have enemies is to outlive them

In the end, time wounds all heels.

I just realized that Pepe will outlive me ...

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