Outlet Jokes
42 outlet jokes and hilarious outlet puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about outlet that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you in need of a good laugh? Check out this collection of jokes about outlet malls and retailers. Whether you're into puns about electricity or retail-related humour, these jokes have something for everyone. Laugh out loud and share these jokes with your friends!
Funniest Outlet Short Jokes
Short outlet jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The outlet humour may include short outage jokes also.
- I get bitterly angry every time my cell phone dies. My therapist suggested I find an outlet.
- With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the 'World Origami Championships' It's on paperview
- A wise word of advice from my late grandfather. "When people say fight the power" "They don't mean stab the power outlets"
- I'm starting to think i'm immortal... I keep putting plastic forks into the electrical outlet and nothing happens :(
- Buzzfeed: "Top 20 reasons why you SHOULDN'T have ELECTRICAL OUTLETS" "Number 11 will shock you!"
- Cellphone Anger Management Some people get angry when their cell phone runs out of power: they just need to find an outlet.
- Where do you buy clothes for baby owls? the outlet
- How are electric outlets punished? They're grounded.
- I can't imagine jokes quickly. So I attack people as an outlet for my anger. Oh wait. I have an entire punchline!
- I'm European and have a quick question since I'm about to leave for vacation in the USA. My phonecharger won't fit into a wall outlet there. Do I need an adapter for my buttplugs too?
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Outlet One Liners
Which outlet one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with outlet? I can suggest the ones about depot and outfit.
- What do you call a store that sells wall sockets? An outlet.
- Put a fork into an outlet. What happens next will shock you.
- What did the wall outlet say to the appliance? "You're grounded."
- I get angry when my cellphone battery dies My therapist suggested that I find an outlet.
- Top Ten Worst Electrical Outlets Number six will shock you!
- What's an electrician's favorite store? The electrical outlet!
- Imagine sticking a fork into an outlet What happens next will shock you
- Just stuck my tongue in an outlet. The results were shocking.
- We need to revolt against the... outlets. They have all the power!
- I stuck my finger in an outlet today It really hertz
- I went to a Nautica outlet store They had sails on everything
- Where do plugs like to shop? The outlet mall.
- Why do electrical outlets look so surprised? Because they're shocked! I am so high
- I knew I was stressed out when my phone's battery died but i really just needed an outlet
- Why did the phone charger cross the road? Because there's an outlet mall on the otherside
Outlet Mall Jokes
Here is a list of funny outlet mall jokes and even better outlet mall puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Where does Electro go shopping? At an Outlet Mall!
- Was at the mall when I saw a foot massager outlet the floor below, imagine my disappointment when it turned out to be a kid in a wheelchair.
- what did they call the infinity war themed event at the mall? The Infinity outlet.
Great Outlet Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about outlet you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean retailer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make outlet pranks.
A day in the life of an IT guy...
Customer: Hi, my computer isn't working.
IT guy: OK, what happens when you try to turn it on?
Customer: Nothing.
IT guy: Can you check to see if it's plugged into the outlet?
Customer: Uhhhh I dunno it's pretty dark back there...
IT guy: ...Can you turn on a light?
Customer: Nope. The power's out.
Dark pickup lines
Are you s**...?
Because I think about you every day.
Are you the s**... hotline?
Because I need to get your number.
Are you a noose?
Because I'd love to hang with you.
Are you a coffin?
Because I wish I was inside you.
Are you a death certificate?
Because I wish you were mine.
Are you an electrical outlet?
Because I'd like to stick my fingers inside you.
Are you death?
Because I long for your sweet embrace.
Medieval Yo Mama joke
Saw this joke today, it's from the 1400's
A young Florentine was going down to River Arno with one of
those nets in which they wash wool, and met a frolicsome boy,
who, out of fun, asked him what birds he was going to catch with
that net of his? "I am going to the Brothel's outlet," replied the
youth, "to spread my net there, and catch your mother." Mind
you search the place carefully," retorted the boy, "for you will be sure to find yours there also.
A guy walks into a bar
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He can't help but notice that the covers to all the electrical sockets behind the bar have been scribbled all over with what appears to be crayons. "So what's up with all the crayon scribbles on the plug-ins?" he asks the bartender. "Oh, I did that," the bartender says. "My therapist told me I needed a creative outlet."
A Zen novice called for an electrician.
Upon arrival at the monk's apartment, the electrician asked how he could be of assistance.
"I'm having trouble with this brand-new lamp that I just bought," the novice said. "I've tested the outlet, I've flipped every switch, and I still can't get it to work."
The electrician examined the lamp, then nodded his head. "Well, this lamp has a built-in clapper, see?"
"'Clapper?'" the novice repeated.
The electrician nodded again, then clapped his hands... and the novice was enlightened.
Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-s**...?
There was no outlet
Reasons the idiot couldn't kill himself.
He couldn't find the tailpipe on his Tesla.
He jumped in front of a model train.
The bullets wouldn't fit in the squirt gun.
He overdosed on placebo pills.
He jumped off a low bridge.
He stuck a plastic fork in an outlet.
He doused himself in diesel and tried to light it.
He leaped into an animal cage at the petting zoo.
My family is putting an electrical plug in our elm tree.
They were going to put it in the bushes, but I convinced them that a tree-prong outlet would be better for the ground.
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"Tree-prong outlet" stolen from an engineer I was talking to today, but joke format is all mine.
