Outlaw Jokes
36 outlaw jokes and hilarious outlaw puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about outlaw that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
A deep dive into the world of outlaw jokes and the laws of the rogues that inhabit it. Discover how humor and lawlessness intertwine and how these comedic stories can provide a unique insight into a life lived outside the law.
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Funniest Outlaw Short Jokes
Short outlaw jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The outlaw humour may include short unlawful jokes also.
- What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? The outlaws are wanted
*shoutout to the customer that called in and ended the phone call with a joke to spread some cheer* - Wow, Donald Trump is President. I haven't seen Democrats this mad since.... ...slavery was outlawed and the desegregation of public schools!
- What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted. - Apparently Trump wants to outlaw pre-shredded cheese... ...he keeps going on and on about how he wants to make America grate again...
- Did you hear about the infamous bank robbers in the old wild west? One of them married the other one's sister. They were both outlaws and in-laws.
- What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar? an outlier
downvote brigade can start now - What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted
Thank you Alaska Airlines rep - As you grow up, you will start to see that people morality is not necessarily connected to their relation with the law. While the outlaws are bad, the in-laws can be much worse.
- What's the difference between an outlaw and an in-law? Outlaws are wanted.
This was told to me by my girlfriend's grandma. - Kansas, Colorado, New Mexico, and Texas are all about to Outlaw Interstate Begging These four states are all against the Oklahoma panhandle.
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Outlaw One Liners
Which outlaw one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with outlaw? I can suggest the ones about bandit and forbidden.
- Do you know the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted!
- What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are actually wanted
- What's the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted!
- In George Orwell's book 1984, why were e-girls outlawed? Because it was a thotcrime.
- Did you hear they outlawed ink??? Now it's doing a long sentence in the pen.
- What gun would Jesus outlaw first? A nail gun
- Did you hear about the outlaw who became a dentist? He robbed his patients at gum-point.
- What is an outlaws favourite font? Sans-Sheriff
- I used to sell farming equipment... Until they outlawed slavery.
- What do Freddie Mercury and a Chinese Outlaw have in common? Raw men took 'em both out.
- Why did Jesse James take the BAR exam? So he could be an attorney out-law.
- Why did the UN outlaw diet pills? Because they're weapons of mass destruction.
- Why do your in-laws become dangerous after a divorce? They become outlaws
- Headline: Comedians are now outlawed... In more news, Amy Schumer has a show tonight
- Why did they outlaw fruit punch in Scandinavia? It sounded too much like a hate crime.
Rib-Tickling Outlaw Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about outlaw you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean illegal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make outlaw pranks.
Yo mama told an outlaw "this town isn't big enough for the two of us"
The outlaw responded "it's not big enough for one of you."
A dark turn
Two criminals are taking a walk deep in the woods one dark night.
Boy, it sure is creepy out here, says the first outlaw.
How do you think I feel? asks his companion. I have to walk back alone.
Did you know they outlawed round bales of hay?
Because the cows weren't getting a square meal.
Some guy on the Oregon Trail makes a joke at the expense of Terence, a known outlaw.
He died of dissin' Terry.
Lousiana just voted to outlaw s**... with animals
Yea or neigh?
Did you hear about the outlaw pornstar that lived in the forest robbing the rich to give to the poor?
Throbbin Wood - Prince of Beaves
What do you call an outlaw who's had s**... with an attorney?
An inlaw
They outlawed prostitution near prisons....
....Because you shouldn't end a sentence with a proposition.
Ireland is going to outlaw s**... with people who have passed out drunk
And immediately open the borders to immigration to avoid a population of 0 in 50 years
An outlaw walks into a saloon in the old wild West, wearing a candy bar for a hat.
Says the bartender, "Is that an Almond Joy on your head?"
Quoth he, "No, it's a Bounty."
What do you call an outlaw who steals gift wrapping from the rich to give to the poor?
Ribbon Hood.
