The Best 21 Outlaw Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Outlaw jokes. There are some outlaw outcast jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these outlaw dun puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Outlaw Jokes and Puns

Apparently Trump wants to outlaw pre-shredded cheese...

...he keeps going on and on about how he wants to make America grate again...

What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar?

an outlier

downvote brigade can start now

Kansas, Colorado, New Mexico, and Texas are all about to Outlaw Interstate Begging

These four states are all against the Oklahoma panhandle.

Outlaw joke, Kansas, Colorado, New Mexico, and Texas are all about to Outlaw Interstate Begging

What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

A dark turn

Two criminals are taking a walk deep in the woods one dark night.
Boy, it sure is creepy out here, says the first outlaw.
How do you think I feel? asks his companion. I have to walk back alone.  


What is an outlaws favourite font?

Sans-Sheriff

Did you know they outlawed round bales of hay?

Because the cows weren't getting a square meal.

Outlaw joke, Did you know they outlawed round bales of hay?

Some guy on the Oregon Trail makes a joke at the expense of Terence, a known outlaw.

He died of dissin' Terry.

Lousiana just voted to outlaw sex with animals

Yea or neigh?

What do Freddie Mercury and a Chinese Outlaw have in common?

Raw men took 'em both out.

Why did Jesse James take the BAR exam?

So he could be an attorney out-law.

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What do you call an outlaw who's had sex with an attorney?

An inlaw

Why did the UN outlaw diet pills?

Because they're weapons of mass destruction.

They outlawed prostitution near prisons....

....Because you shouldn't end a sentence with a proposition.

Ireland is going to outlaw sex with people who have passed out drunk

And immediately open the borders to immigration to avoid a population of 0 in 50 years

What's the difference between an inlaw and an outlaw?

An outlaw leaves after they've ruined your life

Outlaw joke, What's the difference between an inlaw and an outlaw?

An outlaw walks into a saloon in the old wild West, wearing a candy bar for a hat.

Says the bartender, "Is that an Almond Joy on your head?"

Quoth he, "No, it's a Bounty."

I became an outlaw yesterday by making a joke at anothers expense.

There was a county wide burn ban.

My son said he wants to be an outlaw when he grows up

When I asked why, he said "dad you hate in-laws so much I figured I'd be the opposite!"


What do you call an outlaw who steals gift wrapping from the rich to give to the poor?

Ribbon Hood.

Did you hear about the outlaw pornstar that lived in the forest robbing the rich to give to the poor?

Throbbin Wood - Prince of Beaves

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