Outing Jokes
8 outing jokes and hilarious outing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about outing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Do you think outing jokes are funny? Read this article to find out what residents who have gone on golf outing and cookouts have to say about jokes, pilgrimages, and more. Get some insights to help you decide if jokes are appropriate for your next outing.
Share These Outing Jokes With Friends
Hilarious Outing Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What is a good outing joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A business man goes to Japan for a business meeting...
This man gets there late at night. He was feeling a little lonely, so he got a Japanese h**.... He has his way with the h**... and feels like he did a pretty good job, considering she was screaming out one word the entire time in Japanese. The next day, this man went golfing with the Japanese business men he was going to meet with. During their golf outing, he gets a hole in one! The Japanese men start screaming and celebrating in Japanese words. The man got very excited too and yelled out the only Japanese word he could think of, and that was the one he learned from his h**.... He yelled out this word, and all the Japanese business men look at him strangely. One of them comes up to the business man and asks "what you mean wrong hole?"
Dave came home later than usual from his Sunday golf outing...
He looked thoroughly worn out.
"Tough day at the course?" his wife asked.
"Oh, you have no idea," he said. "The first nine holes were great. But then Steve had a heart attack and died. For the whole back nine, it was 'hit the ball, drag Steve, hit the ball, drag Steve."
For me, the term "stay-at-home dad" isn't just a term...
It's something my kids say whenever there's a family outing.
A company decides to build a s**... club across the street from a mini-golf place.
A bunch of people were really upset about this, and you can't really blame them. I mean, who wants to be enjoying a nice family outing only to look across the street and see some losers playing mini-golf?
Why didn't death row records go to Disneyland for their holiday outing?
Because it was too pac'd.
Vacation
So we were going for an outing arranged by our school
I asked my friend,"are you going to trip ?"
he said yes
I told him to make sure that there's someone nearby to help him stand up
A married couple go golfing every year for their anniversary.
During their 50th anniversary outing, the husband says, "Honey, I love you very much but I have to be honest with you. Early in our marriage I had an affair. It was strictly s**..., and it ended quickly."
His wife smiles and forgives him, but after a couple holes says, "Since we're confessing old transgressions, I should tell you that before we were married... I was a man."
The husband pauses, then becomes furious. He throws his hat to the ground, turns beat red and paces around. Finally he says, "You mean to tell me I've let you tee off from the women's tee all these years for nothing!"
Why was the annual X-men team outing to a s**... club ruined?
Because Storm made it rain.
Share These Outing Jokes With Friends