Outhouse Jokes

15 outhouse jokes and hilarious outhouse puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about outhouse that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

For the hillbilly in all of us, get your laughs and your chic sales outhouse with these funny outhouse jokes. From firewood to blam, you can't go wrong with these classic jokes. Read now to get your funny fix.

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Funniest Outhouse Short Jokes

Short outhouse jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The outhouse humour may include short boarding house jokes also.

  1. What does Disney have in common with a guy in an outhouse in Chicago? They're both making frozen number two.
  2. A cowboy peers down the pit of an outhouse... He sees an Indian standing at the bottom.
    He asks, "How long have you been down there?"
    The Indian replies: "Many moons."
  3. Did you hear about the first electrician to put a light in an outhouse for an Indian? He was the first to wire ahead for a reservation.
  4. Did you hear about the guy Who traded his wife in for an outhouse?
    He said the hole was smaller and smelled better.
  5. A Native American fell down an out-house. When he was finally discovered, the rescuer asked him how long he had been there and he replied.
    "Many moons"
  6. Why did Stanley insist on using the outhouse on top of the mountain? He had high Stan turds.
  7. Anyone ever read " thousand miles to the outhouse" by w**... Makeit Published by Betty Dident.
  8. Have you folks read the book, Twenty Yards to the Outhouse? by w**... Makit, illustrated by Betty Wont and published by Andy Dint

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Outhouse One Liners

Which outhouse one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with outhouse? I can suggest the ones about dog house and farmhouse.

  1. What do a missile silo and an Alaskan outhouse have in common? They both contain IC BMs.
  2. Why did the s**...-kicker cross the road? To use his rich neighbor's outhouse.

Outhouse joke, Why did the s**...-kicker cross the road?

Cheerful Fun Outhouse Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about outhouse you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean friends house jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make outhouse pranks.

A guy is camping and finds his buddy standing over an outhouse toilet about to drop a $50 bill down the hole.

What on earth are you doing? he asks his buddy.
His friend replies I was taking a dump and a $10 bill fell out of my pocket and went down the hole…… and I sure as h**... ain't going down there for ten bucks .

Man goes to his son and asks 'Did you tip over the outhouse'?

Son says, 'Father, I cannot tell a lie: I tipped over the outhouse into the creek'. Father says 'That's it, you're going to the woodshed for some serious a**...-whuppin!' 'But Father, George Washington told his dad the truth about chopping down the cherry tree and didn't get punished!' 'George Washington's father wasn't IN the cherry tree!'

in for a penny, in for a pound

A farmer is in the outhouse, and when he pulls up his pants, a quarter rolls out of his pocket and falls down the hole. He swears and pulls out his wallet and throws down a $5 bill. Later as he's telling his wife about the ordeal, she asks, Wait, why'd you throw in the $5 bill? He replied, Well I wasn't about to go down there for a quarter!

A long time ago, an Indian chief fell into an outhouse.

An Indian chief fell into an outhouse.
Several days later a man went into the outhouse and noticed the chief. Startled the man asked, "How long have you been in there?"
"Many moons my son, many moons!"
And that was my favorite joke as a kid.

There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse...

... He heard a noise, so he looked inside. Lo and behold, there was an Indian down in the hole. The cowboy said, "How long have you been down there in that awful hole?" The Indian replied, "Many moons."

A polish guy and a German guy are arguing..

The polish guy said Polish people are the smartest people in the world. He'd even made ludicrous claims. He said the Polish people invented the outhouse. The German looks at him and says "yes, but it was us d**... Germans who put the hole in the floor"

Outhouse joke, Have you folks read the book, Twenty Yards to the Outhouse?