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Outfit Jokes

105 outfit jokes and hilarious outfit puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about outfit that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

You don't need to take your outfit planning too seriously. Let loose and show your fun side with these funny jokes about matching outfits, Halloween costumes, the same garment, jumpsuits, and spandex. Get ready to laugh out loud!

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Funniest Outfit Short Jokes

Short outfit jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The outfit humour may include short attire jokes also.

  1. A bikini is an outfit where 90% of a woman's body is exposed. The amazing fact is that men are so decent, they only look at the 10% that isn't.
  2. Today I saw two guys on the street in matching outfits so I asked them: Are you gay? They arrested me.
  3. I heard that Fortnite put a limit of three outfits for players in Isreal. Jews aren't allowed to have four skins.
  4. I saw a guy in a wheelchair wearing a camo outfit I thought, man you can hide but you can't run.
  5. Why is women's soccer so rare? It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.
  6. Everyone keeps asking me why I buried my mom in such a terribly ugly outfit We were shopping a few years ago and she said that was the last thing she'd ever want to wear.
  7. Girls be crying over a dude with one outfit... You should've known he was never gonna change
  8. The reason women don't play football The reason women don't play football is that eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
  9. Why did NASA cancel the all-female spacewalk? None of them would go outside the rocket wearing the same outfit.
  10. What do you call the Hulk when he wears Captain America's outfit? The Star Spangled Banner

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Outfit One Liners

Which outfit one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with outfit? I can suggest the ones about clothing and clothes.

  1. I saw 2 men in matching outfits I asked them if they were gay They arrested me
  2. I saw 2 guys wearing matching outfits and asked if they were gay. They arrested me.
  3. I was watching my wife try on outfits; I said, you know what you looked best in? 1996.
  4. I've just bought my wife a slinky outfit I can't wait to see her going down the stairs.
  5. What is proof that Santa is a man? No woman would ever wear the same outfit every year.
  6. If you're wearing a cowboy outfit... Does that mean you're ranch dressing?
  7. Did you hear about the guy who made an outfit out of super glue? It was hard to pull off.
  8. What's the most common outfit in WWII? Casual-tees
  9. Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit? It was a bad habit.
  10. What's Mario's favorite outfit? A JUMPsuit made of… denim, denim, denim.
  11. And then the penguin says to the bartender, this *is* my most casual outfit!
  12. What's a house's favourite outfit? Address
  13. I just wore an outfit made of tyre/tires it was attire.
    which part?
    entire
  14. Last week i just robbed my first bank in my new Frog outfit. I Kermited a major offense
  15. What happens when a sweatshop gets busted? The entire outfit is compromised.

Same Outfit Jokes

Here is a list of funny same outfit jokes and even better same outfit puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Sweet Baby Jokes (philanthropic concept reversal) What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
    The trampoline doesn't look awfully cute in a sailor's outfit.
  • Why do nuns wear the same outfit every day? It's a habit.

    (I made this one up. I doubt I am the first to do it. )
  • I'm going to be taking my drivers exam in a full stormtrooper outfit... That way I won't hit anything.
  • My part-time waitress girlfriend wants to buy nothing but designer outfits... .. I told her to "act her wage".
  • "I really like the outfits my mechanic wears" "Any particular reason?"
    "Nah, just an overall fan"
  • LPT: An easy way to make money is to take pictures of salmon dressed in a formal outfit. It's like shooting fish in apparel.
  • The courier delivered only half of my grizzly outfit today... So I choked him with my bear hands.
  • Why was the new lawyer not too fond of his work outfit? He wasn't comfortable being in a lawsuit yet.
  • My wife told me to be more spontaneous and funny... But she was all screaming and tears, when I banged on the kitchen window dressed in a clown outfit!
  • My buddy was telling about his new hobby of photographing Salmon in different outfits. Apparently it's just like shooting fish in apparel.

Matching Outfit Jokes

Here is a list of funny matching outfit jokes and even better matching outfit puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I saw two guys walking together with matching outfits at the mall, so I asked them if they were gay. They arrested me.
  • I saw two men with matching outfits walking down the street together so I asked them if they were gay. They arrested me.
  • I hate it when my wife askes me to carry her handbag... and it doesn't match my outfit!!
  • Last week I saw two men wearing matching outfits and asked if they were gay... They promptley aressted me.
  • I saw twins in cute matching outfits and asked them, Your mom always buys matching clothes for you? One replied, Sir, we are not twins. License and Registration please.
  • Today I saw a guy in a store window matching my outfit so I asked him: Are you gay? But ,It was my reflection and I was having a existential crisis
  • I saw two guys wearing matching outfit and asked if they were g**...! They arrested me.
    \(Sorry this is not mine but I heard it a while ago\).
Outfit joke, I saw two guys wearing matching outfit and asked if they were g**...!

Wore Outfit Jokes

Here is a list of funny wore outfit jokes and even better wore outfit puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I wore a new outfit and asked my dad "How do i look?" He replied: "With your eyes, son"
  • I wore my superhero outfit today and I'm not sure why everyone was staring at me. I thought it was conventional attire.

Halloween Outfit Jokes

Here is a list of funny halloween outfit jokes and even better halloween outfit puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I was showing off my Halloween ghost outfit to a friend. She says people will think I'm a spectercle.
  • I love Halloween. Its the only time I can wear my k**... outfit and get away with it.
Outfit joke, I love Halloween.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about outfit can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of outfit puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Heartwarming Outfit Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about outfit you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean costume jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make outfit prank.

My friend had this really fancy business meeting...

He had this special outfit prepared, but he needed it to be properly fitted, to look nice. I offered to do it but he said he could do it himself
"Fine," I said...
"Suit yourself"

I found this new social media channel of a cute girl in revealing outfit that teaches elementary mathematics

Her account is "The THOT that Counts"

Wife spices things up!

A wife, worrying about the state of her marriage, decides to spice things up in the bedroom by adding some costume play. She buys a s**... supergirl outfit and when her husband is in bed slips it on. She walks out, poses seductively and says "Superpussy". Her husband, not looking up from his crossword says "I'll have the soup thanks".

Why are you two dressed the same?

A guy is walking down the street and sees two faggots wearing the exact same outfit. He wondered for a bit and decided to ask them.
"I can clearly see you're both faggots, but why are you dressed the same?"
Then they arrested him.

Shower s**... in Detroit

In a recent survey, people from Detroit have proved to be the most likely to have had s**... in the shower.In the survey, carried out for a leading toiletries outfit, 86% of Detroit residents said that they have had, if not enjoyed, s**... in the shower. The other 14% said they haven't yet served any time in prison.

So I saw these two guys walking down the street...

So I saw these two guys walking down the street, wearing the exact same outfit, I mean right down to the belt. So I yelled at them,
"Hey faggots, did you plan those outfits or what?"
Yeah they arrested me.

I once met Bruce Willis

I once met Bruce Willis at a fancy dress party. He was wearing a really shabby looking nun outfit. I was told that he'd worn the same costume to every fancy dress party he'd attended for years. I suppose old habits die hard.

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

I thought my new girlfriend might be the one.

But after looking through her knicker drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maids outfit, and a police woman's uniform, I finally decided; if she can't hold down a job, she's not for me.

Today I met a midget in a k**... outfit.

I knew right away he was a little racist.

I saw a midget in a k**... outfit today

I think he is a little racist.

Donald Trump's family bought him a Gandalf the Grey costume for his birthday.

Unfortunately, this wasn't the sort of Grand Wizard outfit he had in mind...

Why did the fashion designer want to be cremated?

Because he wouldn't be caught dead wearing the same outfit for all eternity.

Why should you wear your nicest outfit if you're going to be attacked by birds?

Because you'll want to be impeccable.

I wonder if Eric Clapton really thought she looked wonderful...

or if it was just the 14th outfit she'd tried on and he didn't want to be late to the party.

My girlfriend is off out to buy a d**... outfit on Saturday.

Although she prefers to call it a wedding dress.

A r**... couple gets married and are on their honeymoon.

The woman changes into a s**... outfit and lies on the bed.
She looks sheepishly up at her new hubby and whispers, "Please be gentle with me. I'm a v**...."
The man gets up screaming, grabs his trousers and runs home to tell his father.
His father comforts him by saying, "Now, now. It'll be okay, son. If she wasn't good enough for her own family, then she isn't good enough for ours."

What kind of outfit does a lawyer wear?

A lawsuit

I saw two men wearing the exact same outfit so I asked if they were gay.

They arrested me.

My son in kindergarten had a party a short while ago where we had to dress up as food.....

Everyone was supposed to dress up as a food and parents were also encouraged to come and dress up.
So I decided to go with my son and I put on my cowboy outfit and I went.
There as i was going in a teacher said "Sir, your supposed to be dressed up as a food"
And so I said, " I am. I'm ranch dressing"

I bought a TV from a guy wearing a white outfit and a white cone mask

It was a 3k tv

My wife put on a s**... cop outfit and arrested me on suspicion of being good in bed.

After a short trial, I was found not guilty.

I went to a bar last night...

The free peanuts mentioned how great my outfit looked.The broken jukebox told me i had a terrible hair cut.I asked the bartender what their deal was.
'Well,the nuts are complimentary and the music player is out of order'

What did they say about the Swordsman's outfit at the Met Gala?

That is was very Avant En Garde.

I went on a date last night and I knew the girl was a little k**... but then she showed me the furry outfit she wanted me to wear...

It gave me paws.

Does anyone know how to cancel eBay bids?

I bid £10 on a cowboy outfit and I'm about 5 minutes away from owning the Tory Party.

Spiderman designed a new outfit that he can wear to formal occasions.

It's a class action suit.

I was challenged to my first fight the other day. I picked out an outfit, showed up and got my a**... kicked.

It turned out not to be my strong suit.

A short conversation between a husband and wife:

Wife: "I think this outfit makes me look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."

I remember the time my cousin completely lost it and threw a giant fit at her 12th birthday party. After she changed her outfit she was fine...

It was a post dramatic dress

A lion is drinking from a puddle and his tail is up.

A gorilla walks up behind him, seizes the opportunity and has his way with him.
The gorilla takes off and the lion takes off after him. The gorilla runs into a hunter's camp, jumps into a tent, puts on a safari outfit and a pith helmet, grabs a copy of The Johannesburg Times, sits down and pretends to read.
The lion runs into the camp, sticks his head into the tent and roars, "Arrgg! Did a gorilla come through here?"
The gorilla says, "You mean the one that nailed you from behind?"
The lion says, "You mean it's in the paper already?"

A blonde walks into the Dry Cleaners.

She asks the woman at the counter, " I need to have an outfit washed. Can I have it ready for tonight?"
The clerk is quite busy and slightly distracted. She confusingly looks up from her work and asks, "Come again?"
The blonde replies, "No, it's toothpaste this time."

The nun's old outfit

A nun noticed that the outfit she had worn for twenty years was faded, so she got some plants and chemicals and tried to change the color, but no matter how many times she tried, the color stayed the same.
Old habits dye hard.

Does anyone recall the guy in the superhero outfit at the Capitol on January 6th?

He was on the far right.

My tinder date invited me back to her house tonight, and while she was in the bathroom, I had a cheeky look in her wardrobe. Inside, there was a nurse outfit, a police woman's uniform and a full d**... bodysuit, so I quickly pulled on my pants and snuck out of there.

I don't want a girlfriend who can't hold down a job.

I finally managed to get some Cymbals for my one man band outfit

The only trouble is, now the trousers clash

There's a guy in my neighbourhood who I used to think was really weird. I'd always see him out walking his rabbit. The rabbit was always in a different outfit. One day a frock. One day a skirt. One day a suit-jacket combo. Then it multiplied into a flock of rabbits, all wearing really niche clothes.

Eventually, curiosity got the better of me and I approached him and asked "excuse me sir, I can't help but notice your entourage of dapper rabbits. Can I ask what you do?"
He replied "Oh I'm a hare stylist."

My wife put on a s**... cop outfit and arrested me on suspicion of being good in bed.

After a quick trial I was released due to lack of evidence.

Aman comes home from work and his wife greats him at the door wearing a s**... French maid outfit.

He smiles as he is looking her up and down. High heels and fishnet stockings. Then he says Thanks for cleaning the house today honey.

Not mine but worth it

My wife put on a s**... cop outfit and arrested me on suspicion of being good in bed.
After a quick trial I was released due to lack of evidence.

Nothing looks good on me anymore, complained a customer modeling an outfit in front of the department store's mirror…

Nonsense, ma'am, said the salesclerk trying to reassure her.
That dress says it all.
That's the problem, the woman replied.
I need a dress that keeps its mouth shut.

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