Outdoor Jokes
45 outdoor jokes and hilarious outdoor puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about outdoor that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make your outdoor time more enjoyable with these hilarious outdoor jokes and riddles! Laugh with your friends and family over outdoor activities such as outdoor bowls, outdoor dining, outdoor toilet, outdoor adventure and more. Enjoy backyard jokes about cockroaches, hobbies and more. Enjoy a good laugh with these outdoor jokes.
Funniest Outdoor Short Jokes
Short outdoor jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The outdoor humour may include short indoor jokes also.
- I'm thinking of a career where I estimate crowd sizes at different outdoor events. I wonder how many people are in that field.
- Sitting around the outdoor campfire I chuckle to myself My friend asks, what's so funny?
I reply, "I can't tell you out here, it's an inside joke." - My doctor said the best thing I could do for my health was to go outside more. He told me to pick a fun outdoor hobby to motivate me to get out of the house. So I started smoking.
- I went to an outdoor restaurant last night Total disaster. Poured with rain. Took me 2 hours to finish my soup.
- My 6-year-old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill. Looks like she's preparing some kind of
barbie queue. - Iran has announced a controversial move to reopen outdoor markets Experts have described the move as a bazaar decision
- Why did the silly boy take his piggy bank outdoors? He heard there was going to be a change in the weather.
- WEATHER MONEY Q: Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
A: Because she expected some change in the weather. - So I'm trying to open a chain of outdoor, overnight facilities to help children overcome symptoms of ADHD. Unfortunately I'm having trouble getting the bank to approve a loan for concentration camps.
- What did the emergency dispatcher say when they were asked if they worked indoors or outdoors? "911 is an inside job"
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Outdoor One Liners
Which outdoor one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with outdoor? I can suggest the ones about patio and backyard.
- If you're outdoors you can skip this post It's just an inside joke
- what do Mike Tyson and outdoor patios have in common? They're both roofless.
- I love going outdoors... It's so much safer than going outwindows.
- Why are programmers no fans of the outdoors? There are too many bugs
- Walmart has an Outdoor Living section. Where I'm from, it's called being homeless.
- What do you call an Irishman who makes outdoor tables and chairs? Patty O'furniture.
- What do you call outdoor Irish furniture? Patty O' furniture
- What is a depressed person's favorite outdoor activity? Cryaking.
I'm sorry. - Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
- New marketing campaign for outdoor activities: camping... it's in-tents.
- How did Han Solo survive outdoors on Hoth at night? By keeping Luke warm.
- An outdoor marketplace just appeared in my town. Bazaar.
- Did you know Chicago is the world biggest outdoor shooting range.
- A grape threw a huge outdoor party on a hot, sunny day... It was raisin' the roof.
- I'm a huge fan of the outdoors... Just today I spent all day on my farm in minecraft!
Outdoor Activities Jokes
Here is a list of funny outdoor activities jokes and even better outdoor activities puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What is a computer programmer's favorite outdoor activity? Phishing.
Comedy Outdoor Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What funny jokes about outdoor you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean peeing outside jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make outdoor pranks.
A Chemist, a Biologist, and a Mathematician are all sitting at an outdoor cafe...
A chemist, a biologist, and a mathematician are all sitting at an outdoor cafe. Across the street is an old, abandoned house. As they sit, they watch two people go into the house. A short while later, three come out.
The chemist says: "the measurements were wrong."
The biologist says: "they reproduced."
The mathematician says "if one more person goes in, the house will be empty again!"
*RANT TIME* Please can we stop with the flashing blue outdoor Christmas lights this year ?
Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack.
I have to brake hard, toss my wine out the window, hide the w**..., fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the machete under the seat, all while trying to drive.
It's just too much drama, even for Christmas.
Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.
In my outdoor nature class I pointed out some lichen growing on granite and taught them the mnemonic Freddie f**... took a likin' to Alice algae to teach them about the symbiotic relationship. One 5th grade boy responded
Looks like their relationship is on the rocks. He'll make a great dad some day.
At an outdoorsy store a hunter asks an employee why anyone would want to buy camo longjohns
The employee promptly replies, "They'll never see you coming!"
The wizard materialized on the hill above the outdoor festival and proclaimed, All shall be vanquished.... except those in temporary shelters supported by a pole, and fully aquatic animals with s**...-shaped teeth!
The area was safe for all in tents and porpoises.
As a working comedian, I've decided to only work outdoor venues...
my inside jokes hardly get a laugh.
A homeless guy walks up to a table at an outdoor cafe where a woman is having lunch
"Pardon me, ma'am, for disturbing you, but I was wondering if you could help me out. I've been having a pretty rough time lately. I understand if you don't want to give cash, but could you at least spare me some of the bread off your table? I haven't eaten in two days."
She says, "God, I wish I had your willpower."
An indoor ant meets an outdoor ant
He says "In the house I was at, there was a very skilled guy; He could throw a coin at a hairdryer and it would turn on. That really blew me away!"
What do and outdoorsman and an alcoholic have in common?
They both enjoy Natural Light.
Whats the diffrence between landscaping and 911?
Landscaping is an outdoor job, 911 was an inside job
Don't forget to wear sunscreen if you go to an outdoor Bernie rally
Or else you'll be peeling the burn.
A new craze sweeps an Eastern European nation
Though Transylvania is mostly rivers and mountains, a new outdoor sport is achieving newfound popularity. Folks have been flocking to the calmer parts of the Olt and Danube to try out for a crew, the competitive paddling fad usually found in lakes. In fact, the sport has spread from the region to the whole country.
Truly, the nation has Ro-mania.
Heard this sub has a lot of Star Trek fans. Did you guys know that to cut down on costs, a lot of the cast and crew camped outside in tents while filming the outdoor scenes in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn? I just snagged one on eBay!
Yeah, so anyways - I thought you guys would appreciate my original Kahn tent.
My guidelines for whether or not to have s**... with a female were the same as how I chose outdoor sports.
If there was grass on the field, I played ball.
What do you call an Irish outdoor furniture salesman?
p**... O'Furniture
Poker in the rear?
What do outdoor s**... enthusiasts and tournament poker players have in common?
They both like to go deep in the fields.
