Outdated Jokes
31 outdated jokes and hilarious outdated puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about outdated that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Outdated Short Jokes
Short outdated jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The outdated humour may include short old fashioned jokes also.
- I asked my Granddaughter to hand me the newspaper. She told me newspapers are outdated, and everyone now uses tablets, so she handed me her iPad. That Fly didn't stand a chance.
- I found a recipe from Morocco for homemade dinner rolls. It called for fresh thyme but mine was outdated. I used it anyways. You know, as I reminisce, I really like that old thyme moroccan roll.
- Yo mama jokes are classics They're kinda outdated, yet still enjoyed by many.
Just like yo mama. - You know, garbage man as a job title is a little sexist and outdated. We should call them garbage people instead.
- It's the Month of Ramadan and we had remaining dates from last year but we can't use them this year. They're Outdated.
- Titanic jokes aren't funny anymore. They're so old and outdated. That ship has sailed a long time ago.
- There's only one thing I hate more than outdated references and racism... ....The "I have a Dream" speech.
- A 2007 study showed that for high school students graduating in the US, 4/3 did not know how to properly use fractions. It might be an outdated study though.
- Hey did you hear about this new Netflix series? About a one-armed chef who creates food that tastes like it's already old and outdated. I think it's called "The Hand Made Stale"
- What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs? I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee
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Outdated One Liners
Which outdated one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with outdated? I can suggest the ones about old style and vintage.
- Garden shears will never be outdated. After all, it's cutting-hedge technology.
- What do you call outdated memes? Memeries
- kindness is like a boomerang Outdated.
- What does black people and Deutsche Mark have in common? Both are outdated currency.
- 'Mailman' is so outdated... I prefer using the term 'of the mail persuasion.'
- What do you call a couple of black people in a barn? Outdated working equipment.
- What do you have if there's skeletons in your shed? Outdated farming equipment.
- Why are LG phones outdated? Because they're missing the BTQ+
- (Offensive Warning) What do you call a deceased black person? Outdated farm equipment
- How do you call a barn full of dead black people? Outdated farm equipment
- My mom just told me all my memes are outdated rt if u cri evrytiem
- Now that it's completely passé and outdated, Hipstamatic is authentically retro.
Ridiculous Outdated Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What funny jokes about outdated you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean oldie jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make outdated pranks.
Vladimir Putin was being briefed by one of his top generals.
"I've good news and bad news for you this morning, sir."
"Let's hear the good news," the president replied.
"Intelligence reports indicate that the latest additions to the Ukranian arsenal are damaged and outdated, and many won't pose any threat to us at all."
"That's excellent! Finally, things might be starting to turn our way! What's the bad the news?"
The general shifted in his seat and looked down at the table. "A large amount of our best weapons and munitions have just been captured, sir."
The term 'Grammar n**...' is outdated and offensive...
...we prefer to be called the Alt-Write
Request: Jokes for my five year old son
My son is starting to get into jokes and it's surprisingly difficult to find joke books that are appropriate for his age. Most recycle old jokes with outdated references that he doesn't even understand. Some of the references are so musty I don't even get them. Does anyone have good jokes/riddles I can pass along?
Daddy, is god a Man or a Woman?
Father: God is both.
Boy: Is God Black or White?
Father: God is both.
Boy: Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?
*Note* I know this joke is outdated, but a very close friend told it to me a couple years ago and as she recently passed away, I'm posting it here so people can know she was awesome.
8 letter word for the somewhat-outdated practice by male prisoners of giving their female co-criminals first pick at the bootleg weapons?
Shivalry.
