The Best 20 Outdated Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Outdated jokes. There are some outdated javascript jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these outdated obscure puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Outdated Jokes and Puns

The term 'Grammar Nazi' is outdated and offensive...

...we prefer to be called the Alt-Write

You know, garbage man as a job title is a little sexist and outdated.

We should call them garbage people instead.

Request: Jokes for my five year old son

My son is starting to get into jokes and it's surprisingly difficult to find joke books that are appropriate for his age. Most recycle old jokes with outdated references that he doesn't even understand. Some of the references are so musty I don't even get them. Does anyone have good jokes/riddles I can pass along?

Outdated joke, Request: Jokes for my five year old son

Daddy, is god a Man or a Woman?

Father: God is both.

Boy: Is God Black or White?

Father: God is both.

Boy: Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?

*Note* I know this joke is outdated, but a very close friend told it to me a couple years ago and as she recently passed away, I'm posting it here so people can know she was awesome.

Garden shears will never be outdated.

After all, it's cutting-hedge technology.

What do you call outdated memes?


There's only one thing I hate more than outdated references and racism...

....The "I have a Dream" speech.

Outdated joke, There's only one thing I hate more than outdated references and racism...

Hey did you hear about this new Netflix series? About a one-armed chef who creates food that tastes like it's already old and outdated. I think it's called

"The Hand Made Stale"

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

A 2007 study showed that for high school students graduating in the US, 4/3 did not know how to properly use fractions.

It might be an outdated study though.

What does black people and Deutsche Mark have in common?

Both are outdated currency.

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'Mailman' is so outdated...

I prefer using the term 'of the mail persuasion.'

Kindness is like a boomerang


Connecting to the Internet. (WARNING:Old, Outdated)

Customer: I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just doesn't work. What am I doing wrong?

Tech sup: OK, you've got the CD in the CD drive, right?

Customer: Yeah....

Tech sup: And what sort of computer are you using?

Customer: Computer? Oh no, I haven't got a computer. It's in the CD player and all I get is weird noises. Listen.....

What do you call a couple of black people in a barn?

Outdated working equipment.

Today, with kids going REeeeEEeee it makes me feel old and outdated

when I was a kid, we used leaf blowers to clean the yard. we didn't impersonate them.

Outdated joke, Today, with kids going REeeeEEeee it makes me feel old and outdated

My daughter made a giant pair of shears from outdated computer parts in art class at school

She called it Cutting hedge technology

What do you get for a nun who wears men's clothes and likes outdated electronics?

A transsister radio

What do you have if there's skeletons in your shed?

Outdated farming equipment.

Why are LG phones outdated?

Because they're missing the BTQ+

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the outdated kinks jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

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