Outcome Jokes

26 outcome jokes and hilarious outcome puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about outcome that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Outcome Short Jokes

Short outcome jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The outcome humour may include short results jokes also.

  1. Telltale games is closing down. 'No matter what choices were made the outcome was going to be the same' said a spokesman
  2. As a Hilary supporter in Colorado, I'm still happy with the outcome of the election. Since proposition 106 passed I can legally kill myself now that trump won.
  3. I was watching a really good documentary about Quantum physics the other day
    But I decided to stop watching in case I affected the outcome
  4. It takes up to 5 minutes for Chloroform to work And it takes additional applications for the desired outcome. about an awkward evening
  5. 2016 has been the year for unforeseen outcomes Something tells me 20/20 will be the year of hindsight.
  6. "They say the definition of insanity is repeating the same thing over and over and expecting a different outcome." "I know! That's what I've been telling you!" he said to the mirror.
  7. What's one definite outcome from a Drumpf Presidency? Four more years of great South Park!
  8. "Trick or Treat" refers to Halloween... ...but it also describes potential outcomes of taking an attractive Bangkok waitress back to your hotel room.
  9. the best outcome for the guy that gets shot out of the cannon is... He dies. Can't be canonized unless you're dead.
  10. What's everyone's favorite past time, that always has the same outcome, yet does not have an arena or a proper league? Five on one.

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Outcome One Liners

Which outcome one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with outcome? I can suggest the ones about effect and achievement.

  1. There are only two outcomes in a knot-tying competition. Win or loose.
  2. What's another term for a "dead end job"? "Income without outcome".
  3. Had a fight with a one dimensional entity yesterday... The outcome was pretty one sided.
  4. What do you call the outcome of someone reading a book on the toilet? Reader's Digest.
  5. Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
  6. For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling.
    He already knows the outcome.
  7. Peeing after drinking a lot of water...... ..... is just a natural *outcome*
  8. How do you measure a p**...'s wealth? You compare her income and outcome.

Outcome joke, How do you measure a p**...'s wealth?

Giggle-Inducing Outcome Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about outcome you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean goals jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make outcome pranks.

Why is Donald Trump actually angry about the election outcome?

It's a loss he **can't** write off on his tax returns.

Half full, Half empty.

Now you might think that the glass is half full, and you might think that the glass is half empty, but engineers know that the glass is actually two times larger than it needs to be.
Politicians, on the other hand, have assured me that the glass would be more empty if the opposition were in charge,
While surrealists think that the glass is half of a slowly rotting lemon.
Physicists happen to know that you can never know how much water is in the glass because just by measuring it you've changed the outcome.
Neutralists decline to comment.

Why don't w**... like judges ?

Because they issue gag orders and the outcome is hard to s**....

The US Postal service released a new stamp with a picture of Donald Trump on it, however the new stamp isn't sticking to envelopes. The POTUS got an investigation underway.

Investigation outcome:
There's nothing wrong with the stamp.
People are spitting on the wrong side.

If the voting recount flips the outcome of the election, I have the perfect guy to call Trump and tell him that he's no longer going to be President...

Steve Harvey.
"I have to apologize.....the 1st runner-up, is Trump. The next President of the United States is...Hillary Clinton!"

Did you hear the news about the s**...?

I forgot the whole story, but I remember that he was left breathless by the outcome.

Does this sub take requests? Please share your favorite Chuck Norris joke!

They once named a street after Chuck Norris, but they had to change it. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
Chuck Norris and Superman fought once and placed a bet on the outcome. The loser had to wear their underwear on the outside!

What's the difference between a h**... and an e**...?

About $500 and a slight element of doubt to the outcome of the evening.

Outcome joke, What's one definite outcome from a Drumpf Presidency?