The Best 35 Outbreak Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Outbreak jokes. There are some outbreak virus jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these outbreak illness puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Outbreak Jokes and Puns

Have you heard my joke about the Ebola outbreak yet?

Eh... Nevermind. You probably won't get it.

Experts say Donald Trump been setting an outstanding example during the Covid-19 outbreak

28 consecutive press briefings spent washing his hands

Two cows are standing in a barn.

Cow 1: Hey, did you hear about the big outbreak of mad cow disease?

Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.

Outbreak joke, Two cows are standing in a barn.

What about the mad cow?

A man and his wife arrive from a business trip and
go to his favorite steakhouse unaware of the mad cow outbreak in his town. The waiter sits them and says, "Our special today is duck or shrimp."

The man replies, "I want a T-bone steak medium well."

The waiter, a bit miffed continues, "What about the mad cow?"

The man looks at the waiter and says, "She can order for herself."

Did you hear about the recent polio outbreak among Stormtroopers?

I guess it's because they always miss their shots.

Teacher: "Billy, can you give me a sentence with the word contagious in it?"

Billy: "Trump should have responded to the COVID-19 outbreak quickly and decisively but it took the contagious"

I heard a report!

I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, apparently, 9 out of 10 people there suffered from diarrhea. I can't stop thinking about that tenth person who apparently enjoyed it.

Outbreak joke, I heard a report!

What do you call a gathering of Americans?

An outbreak

Bill and Hillary Clinton are eating dinner in a town where there has been a recent outbreak of Mad Cow disease.

When the waiter comes to take their order, Bill asks for a steak.

But sir, what about the Mad Cow? the waiter asks, concerned.

Don't worry, Bill replies, she'll order for herself.

Two cows are standing in a field.

One cow turns to the other and says, "Did you hear about that outbreak of mad cow disease?"

The other one looks at him and says, "Good thing I'm a helicopter."

A friendly reminder to avoid all pottery while the outbreak is going on.

They say the virus originated in china.

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News headline indicates there's been a zombie outbreak in North Korea

Headline: Kim Jong, Un-Dead

What do you call the outbreak of speaking disorders?

The apocalisp

My friend said that Donald Trump had found someone to blame over the Corona virus outbreak...

I asked him,'Who?'

What is considered an apocalypse by a zombie?

A Necrophiliac outbreak

No one understood my joke about the virus outbreak...

I guess you had to be there to get it.

Outbreak joke, No one understood my joke about the virus outbreak...

Ebola Plague

The CDC has confirmed that the recent Ebola outbreak is now the second disease in history to be known as the "black death".

Did you hear about the bacterial outbreak in the office?

They said it was a staff infection.

I was on a camping trip when the coronavirus outbreak was announced. To try to stop the spread, we stayed in our tents all day. I guess you could say,

the camping trip was in tents.

An anti-vax rally ended earlier today...

...Due to an outbreak of the measles

Would you trade a Politician's life to end the Covid-19 outbreak?

If the answer is 'Yes', please provide answer the following questions:

Which one would be your choice?

And why Trump?

The ending to this e. coli outbreak

Romaines to be seen

Outbreak - New Strain of Bird Flu Discovered!!!

It's called Chirpies.
It's a Canarial Disease.
It's Untweetable.

Life is just a game...

and God just dropped the Outbreak DLC

What do you call an outbreak of zombies that also have speech impediments?

The Zombie Apocalisp!

What do you call a zombie outbreak in the middle of the workplace?

Staff Infection!

There's a 86.7 percent chance of a Zombie outbreak not being stopped by police,

Hopefully the first zombie is black.

What movement did the cholera outbreak in 1854's London cause?

The bowel movement.

Hitler wrote a book inspired by the 1920 influenza outbreak...

He called it "Mein Kauph"

If there's ever a zombie outbreak, it should happen in Las Vegas

Because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

Did you hear about the mad cow disease outbreak?

It was udder pandemonium


Because of the E coli outbreak with romaine, convicts are abstaining from tossing anyone's salad

My lady friend was thinking of smuggling some Mexican Romaine into the US due to the outbreak.

It's not a terrible idea, but I'm afraid that if she's caught they'll have to Caesar at the border.

There's alot of panic regarding the E.Coli outbreak in North America.

But I think people should Romaine calm.

Romaine lettuce don't kill people, people kill people...

News: Romaine lettuce linked to E. Coli outbreak...

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the outbreak symptom jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working outbreak coli piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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