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Outage Jokes

17 outage jokes and hilarious outage puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about outage that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover the best outage jokes - from Facebook, Rogers, internet, electricity, AWS, WhatsApp and more. Learn about the funny side of glitches, browser crashes and other system outages that leave us all wondering what went wrong.

Funniest Outage Short Jokes

Short outage jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The outage humour may include short network down jokes also.

  1. Thanks to my internet service provider, I was finally able to read a book.... They had an outage
  2. You probably didn't hear about the power outage in New York City... I think the news should have shed more light on it.
  3. At night after a long power outage, the lights finally came back on in Charlize Theron's house. When the lights returned, her housekeeper exclaimed:
    Charlize, they're on!
  4. Two blondes are chatting about the power outage two days that occurred a day ago. Blonde 1: I was stuck in the elevator for two hours.
    Blonde 2: I was stuck on the escalator for two hours.
  5. My town has been recently facing power outages that last for weeks However, the government doesn't want to shed light on the matter
  6. During the major outage on Google services.. ..I went to the living room and I found out, that my girlfriend is actually a pretty cool girl and I have a lot to talk about with her.
  7. North Korea is back online after internet outage. Sources say South Korea changed the wifi password.
  8. No lights no problem Power outage - no lights no problem
    Camping - no lights no problem
    s**... - no lights no no not there wrong hole

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Outage One Liners

Which outage one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with outage? I can suggest the ones about blackout and outbreak.

  1. After an outage, what time does the power come back on? 12:00
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    12:00
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  2. I tried to turn on the lights during a power outage The result did not shock me.
  3. Don't joke about power outages That's just dark humor
  4. So many power outages lately No one wants to shed light on the matter
  5. What's the Russian word for Internet outage? Internjet
  6. What do you call an internet outage? Interniet

Outage joke, What do you call an internet outage?

Howlingly Hilarious Outage Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about outage you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean outlet jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make outage pranks.

We had a outage at my place this morning...

We had a outage at my place this morning and my PC, laptop,
TV, DVD, iPad & my new surround sound music system were all shut down.
Then I discovered that my iPhone battery was flat and to top it off it
was raining outside, so I couldn't play golf.
I went into the kitchen to make coffee and then I remembered that this
also needs power, so I talked with my wife for a few hours.
She seems like a nice person.

We had a power outage today...

...and my PC, laptop, TV, DVD, iPad & surround sound music system were all shut down.
Then I discovered that my phone battery was flat and I couldn't charge it.To top it off it was snowing outside. So I couldn't play golf and I couldn't fish. I went into the kitchen to make coffee and then I remembered that this also needs power. So does the microwave. So popcorn won't happen.
So I talked with my wife for a few hours. She seems like such a nice person.

Jesus and the Devil have challenged each other to a typing battle on MS Word

It's a close battle and they're down to the last word, when boom! Power outage!
When the power outage is resolved, all of the Devil's progress was lost, but Jesus only had one word to type!
Moral of the story: Jesus saves, and so should you.

2 Blondes during power outage...

The first says: "I was just leaving home and was stuck in an elevator for 30 minutes..."
The second one replies: " That's nothing, I was at the mall and was stuck on the escalator for 2 whole hours!"

Outage joke, What's the Russian word for Internet outage?