Out Of This World Jokes
57 out of this world jokes and hilarious out of this world puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about out of this world that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Out Of This World Short Jokes
Short out of this world jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The out of this world humour may include short extraterrestrial jokes also.
- North Koreans believe they live in the best country in the world because they're brainwashed by the government and the media. When every American knows that America is the best country in the world.
- Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons. If they acquire my parent's divorce they will own my entire childhood.
- My flat-earther friend decided to walk to the end of the world to prove it's flat! In the end, he came around.
- I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is the stupidest country in the world. Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
- How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They're afraid of change- even if it makes the world a brighter place.
( - Fire is destroying a world famous landmark in Paris right now. And there's notre dame thing they can do about it.
- I have two conditions in my will... 1) I want my remains spread around Disney World
2) I do not want to be cremated - Genie: I shall grant you 3 wishes Me: I wish for a world without lawyers
Genie: Done, you have no more wishes
Me: But you said 3
Genie: Sue me. - One day, Canada will become a superpower and take over the whole world Then you'll all be sorry
- Why is Japan the healthiest country in the world? Because last time they had a fat man 80,000 people died
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Out Of This World One Liners
Which out of this world one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with out of this world? I can suggest the ones about interstellar and outstanding.
- Give a man a gun and he'll rob a bank, Give a man a bank and he'll rob the world.
- How does a Flat Earther travel the world? on a plane
- China should have a cricket team. They can take out the whole world with one bat
- What would happen if two African countries get in a war? A 3rd World War.
- In a world without Muslims, there wouldn't be a 911. We'd have to say CMXI instead.
- What do you get if you mix human DNA and whale DNA? You get kicked out of sea world…
- Your mom is so ugly... That the world faked a pandemic just so she has to wear a mask
- What does every women in the world want? Nothing, they're fine.
- What does a girl want more than anything in the world? Nothing. She's fine.
- One day Canada will rule the world Then you'll all be sorry
- What is the least spoken language in the world? sign language.
- I work for the world's largest nanotechnology company. We're not very good.
- So what if I don't know what "apocalypse" means. It's not like it's the end of the world
- How do you get Americans to join a world war? Tell them it's nearly finished.
- What do cubs fans do after they win the world series? They turn off their Xbox.
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What funny jokes about out of this world you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean astronomical jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make out of this world pranks.
This joke is out of this world.
Astronaut 1 : Hi mate, I can't find any milk for my coffee
Astronaut 2 : In space , no one can. Here, use cream.
Did ya hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
I heard it got some great food! You can say it's out of this world! When i checked it out I have to say it has no atmosphere.
I've decided I want to go out of this world the same way I came into it
An accident.
Son dad joke
Grandpa - you should try this. It's out of this world
Son - sorry grandpa I don't like food from space.
He's 8
The camera quality of the Mars rover is so good
That you could say it's out of this world
I'm going to go out of this world the same way I came in.
Screaming and covered in gore.
Have you ever heard of the restaurant on the moon?
The food is out of this world, but it has no atmosphere.
Have you guys heard about the new Tesla roadster?
That car is out of this world
Alienware
With prices out of this world.
my grade for geography
will be out of this world.
What did the Earth say to the sun?
You're out of this world
Have you seen Tesla's advertising?
It's out of this world!
I'm going out of this world the way I came in it...
Inside a drunk college drop out covered in the blood of an unborn twin.
Recently my gf cheated on me with a space alien
She said the s**... was out of this world
Did you see the new satellite photo?
It's out of this world!
Insurance on Elon Musk's Cherry Red Roadster...
Must be out of this world.
The Mars mission should include an artist to capture the alien planet
The art would be out of this world.
I have so much Astronomy work it's out of this world.
Did you hear about the two astronauts who has s**... in space?
It was out of this world
I heard Tron 3 will actually be out of this world...
For the leading role, they found a new Tron star.
Hear about the two antennae that got married?
The ceremony was awful
But the reception was out of this world.
Credit to my 13yr old for that one
Did you hear about the restraunt that's opened up on the moon?
Service is good and the food is out of this world but theres no atmosphere..
Have you ever had s**... with an alien?
It's out of this world.
NASA Had a great party.
It was out of this world.
you know some of the transports for ST-6 for the attack on Bin Laden were from Area 51?
Ask any of them, they'll tell you the ride was out of this world.
Did you hear about Neil deGrass Tyson being accused of s**... assault?
The allegations are out of this world.
Why did the man name his dog Astra?
Because he thought that name was out of this world.
The moon may not be made of cheese
but I bet it tastes out of this world
What do you call a mermaid on a spaceship?
A fish out of this world
I'm going out of this world the same way I came into it..
With a cord around my neck.
A bunch of astronauts had an o**... aboard the International Space Station.
I heard it was out of this world!
If we do end up colonizing Mars..
..the WiFi there would be out of this world
did you hear about the cow that played poker on a spaceship?
The steaks are out of this world.
I'll show myself the door.
The invention of the wheel was revolutionary.
The lightbulb was a brilliant idea, and the rocket's invention is simply out of this world.
I'm glad the Houston Astros and the Washington Nationals made it into the World Series...
It's the Astro-Nats and you can call it the Out of This World Series.
Elon musk on car insurance prices
They're out of this world
What do you call a girl who's totally out of this world?
Jupita
Want to know why everyone loves time warner cable?
The loading times are out of this world.
Did you hear about the party they threw in space?
It was out of this world.
The Chinese know how to throw a party.
The fireworks were out of this world.
Why should you never rush a marriage in space?
So you can planet...
make it out of this world!
Planet joke.
If you make a cake that looks like Mars, could you say it's out of this world? ;)
