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Funniest Oui Short Jokes

Short oui jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The oui humour may include short yup jokes also.

  1. A native American, Pirate, and Frenchman walk into a bar. The bartender walks over and says, "Gentlemen, hau, arrrrrrr, oui, today?"
  2. In a huge lecture hall once I only had four international students turn up - English, French, Spanish and German. I asked if they could all see me. They said... Yes, Oui, Si, Ja
  3. A English man, a Spaniard, a French man, and a German. Go to a club. The guy on stage asks if they can see him. They said Yes oui si ja
  4. Why is French person a better team player than a pirate? The pirate says, "Aye, aye!"
    The French says, "Oui, oui!"
  5. An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are sitting in a room.A man enters and asks, Can you see me? and they respond; Yes. Oui. Sí. Ja.
  6. Aperformer is on stage in front of an Englishman, Frenchman, Spaniard, and a German. He's slightly out of view and asks if they can all see him alright. they respond:
    yes
    oui
    si
    ja
  7. I met a French gentleman in the bathroom. How do I know he was French, do you ask? He went oui, oui.
    Source: my 13 year old brother.
  8. I once asked a Frenchman if he plays video games. He responded, "Oui."
    I told him Xbox is better.
  9. Job Interview "It says here you are fluent in Spanish."
    "Oui, Oui."
    "Ok, that's french."
    "Better add that to my resume as well."
  10. A boss just hires yes-men... He's also a nepotist; his latest hire, he raised from a oui lad.

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Oui One Liners

Which oui one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with oui? I can suggest the ones about yep and duh.

  1. What do you call a french ghost that likes anime? A oui-a-boo.
  2. What drug do French people use to get high? Oui'd
  3. What is French people's favorite gaming console ? The "Oui" ! (Wii)
  4. What are the French's favorite gaming console The oui
  5. What do you call a boy that's half Scottish and half French? A oui lad
  6. What did the French man do when he drank too much water? He went oui oui in his pants
  7. Did you hear about the agreeable French pig? He went oui oui oui, all the way home!
  8. You know what french people smoke? Oui'd
  9. What do the French smoke? Oui'd
  10. What is the Frenchman's favorite cereal? Oui-ties
  11. What did the french man say on the rolercoaster? Oui!
  12. What's a French person's favorite drug? Oui'd
  13. Is saying "yes yes" spooky? Oui-ja
  14. Do French people smoke cannabis? oui'd
  15. What do French stoners smoke? Oui-d

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about oui can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of oui puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Quirky and Hilarious Oui Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about oui you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean french jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make oui prank.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a Dutchman are all on a zoom call.

The four men are all on a zoom call with their boss. Their boss asks Can you see me? and they respond
Yes
Oui
Si
Ja

An English man, German, french and Italian are standing at the side of a street watching a street performer

The street performer noticed that they all have poor eye sight so he asked them whether they can see him and they responded:
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Sì"
"Ja"

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are watching a street performer.

The performer suddenly realizes that these men have a poor view so he gets on a small platform. "Can you all see me now?" He asks them.
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Sí"
"Ja"

Four men are watching a juggler...

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are watching a man do some juggling on the street. The juggler notices that the men can't see very well, and stands on some boxes.
"Can you all see me now?" He calls
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Sí."
"Ja."

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German stop to watch a street performer.

The performer sees them arrive and since they're at the back of the crowd asks them if they can see properly.
Yes.
Oui.
Si.
Ja.

An englishman, a Frenchman, a spaniard, and a German

Are all watching a really great street performer who was juggling.
The juggler realized that from where they were standing they couldn't see him very well. So the juggler stood on top of a wooden box. He asks if they can see him now.
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Si"
"Ja"

Street Performance

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Sí."
"Ja."

an Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German

were watching an excellent street performer juggling. The street performing noticed the four gentlemens were having trouble seeing him, so he stood up on a crate and asked "can you see me now?".
The four men answered back "Yes" "Oui" "Si" "Ja"

A Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer juggle.

The juggler notices the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands on a large wooden box and calls out can you see me now?
Yes
Oui
Si
Ja

An American, Frenchman, Israeli, Spaniard, and a German are on a video call. Their boss logs in and starts the meeting by askng "How's my connection, can everybody see me alright?" They answer:

"yes", "oui", "ken", "si", "ja"

Two students and a teacher want to have s**... with foreign exchange students.

One student goes for the French student, and the whole time she screams, "Oui! Oui! Oui!"
The other student gets with a Spanish student, and she screams, "Sí! Sí! Sí!"
The teacher locks a German student in his office, the whole time she screams, "Nein! Nein! Nein!" He replies, "Really? I could have sworn you were only eight years old."

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spanish man and a German are watching a juggler

The juggler notices they are having troubles seeing him through the crowd and steps onto a box. He asks can you see me now? They reply
Yea
Oui
Si
Ja

An Englishman, and Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are sitting in the back of a bar...

The bartender waved to them and asks, Hey! Back there! Can you see me?
The men look up and respond:
Yes!
Oui!
Si!
Ja!

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German log on to a zoom call

The host wants to check if his video is working, so he says: Can you all see me?
The Englishman says Yes . The Frenchman says Oui . The Spaniard says Si . The German says Ja .

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are watching a street performer do juggling

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are watching a street performer do juggling. The juggler notices the 4 gentlemen have a poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out " Can you all see me now?"
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Si."
"Ja."

An American, an Frenchman, an Israeli, a Spaniard, and a German go to see a seminar

They show up late, and can only find seats in the back row. When the presenter notices them come in and take seats in the very back, he shouts to them, "Can you guys see me back there?"
They answered back in order, "Yes" "Oui" "Ken" "Si" "Ja"

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German were in the side of a street...

On the street was a performer who was juggling. The juggler noticed the four men had poor eyesight so the juggler stood on a wooden box and exclaimed "Can you see me now?!" The three men responded
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Si"
"Ja"

A Zimbabwean man, a Malian man, an Equatorial Guinean man, and a South African man, were all walking down the street.

They came up on a street performer, who asked if he was visible.
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Si."
"Ja."

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all standing...

They're watching a street performer do some juggling. The juggler then sees that the 4 men have a bad view so he stands up on a big wooden box and says "can you see me now?" The 4 men respond:
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Si"
"Ja"

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German were watching a street performer...

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German were watching a street performer doing some juggling. The juggler saw that the four guys were struggling to see him so he stepped on top of a crate and called out to them, "Can you see me now?"
The said,
"Yes",
"Oui",
"Si",
"Ja".

An Englishman, a Frenchman, A Spaniard and a German go to the theater to watch a mime show.

The men have bad eyesight so they are squinting through the whole performance.
The mime sees their problem and stops the show and moves them to the front row. He then ask, "Can you see me now?"
The men Respond:
YES
OUI
SI
JA

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are walking down the street together.

A juggler is performing on the street but there are so many people that the four men can't see the juggler. So the juggler goes on top of a platform and asks: "Can you see me now?" The four men answer: "Yes." "Oui." "Si." "Ja."

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all standing in a group watching a street performer juggle.

The performer notices that the four gentleman have a very bad view of the show and gets up on a wooden box, and shouts into the crowd can you guys see me better now? He asks.
Yes
Oui
Si
Ja

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German...

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer juggling. The juggler notices the four men have a very poor view, so he stands upon a large wooden box and calls out to them, "Can you see me now?"
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Sí."
"Ja."
(If you don't get it, read it out loud)

An English speaker, a French speaker, a Spanish speaker, and a German speaker are in a park...

... when a man stands up on a table in front of them and asks if they can see him.
They all nod and say:
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Si."
"Ja."

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German...

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all watching a juggler doing some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four men are towards the back of the crowd and can't see him very well, so he stands on a large wooden crate and calls to them "Can you see me now?"
They answer:
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Sí."
"Ja."

An Englishman, a Spaniard, a Frenchman, and a German...

An Englishman, a Spaniard, a Frenchman, and a German are watching a street performer do some amazing juggling, but they don't have a good view. The street performer then moves and asks them:
"Can you guys see me now?"
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Sí"
"Ja"
Hint: Say out loud with respective accents.

A man is speaking at a conference

A man is speaking at a multi lingual conference.
He asks, "can everyone see me?"
The Englishman says "Yes"
The Frenchman says "Oui"
The Spaniard says "Si"
And the German says "Ja"

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all standing watching a juggler

The juggler, noticing the four have a bit of poor view, stands up on a box, then calls out to them, "Can you see me better now?"

"Yes."
"Oui."
"Si."
"Ja."

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are watching an..

American street performer do some juggling. The juggler notices the four gentleman have a very poor view, so he stands up on a wooden crate and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Sí"
"Ja"

a bilingual joke (hope you like it)

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching an American street performer do some juggling. The juggler notices the four gentleman have a very poor view, so he stands up on a wooden crate and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Sí"
"Ja"

A American, a French man, a Spaniard and a German are watching a street performance

They were in the back peeking through the crowd of people, The performer noticed them struggling to see and notices a wooden box nearby. Without stopping his performance he stands on the box and says, "Can u see me"
They reply
"Yes"
"Oui
"Sí"
"Ja".

3 Psychoanalysts walk into a bar

Bartender says: we have every beer from around the world. What can I get you fellas?
Sigmund Freud says: I'll have an Austrian lager in a pint glass
Carl Jung says: I'll have a Swiss lager also in a pint glass
Bartender looks at the third guy and says: where you from buddy?
Third guy says proudly: oui oui, I am from France
Bartender: well, a french lager probably like your pals; bottle or a pint?
Jacques says: a lager oui, but do you have it in Lacan?

A mime is performing an act in Paris

An Englishman, Frenchman, Spanish man, and German man are watching the mime perform. The mime notices that they cannot see him very well. He places a box down and signals to the audience if they can see him.

"Yes"

"Oui"

"Sí"

"Ja"

The Street Performer...

An Englishman, A Frenchman, a Spainard, and a German are all watching a street performer do his act. The street performer notices they all have a poor view so he stands on a crate and asks the gentlemen, "can you all see me now?"
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Sí"
"Ja"

An English man, a French man, a Spanish man and a German man were watching a juggler.

An English man, a French man, a Spanish man and a German man were watching a juggler performing, but the juggler noticed they couldn't see very well, so he stood on a crate and called out, Can you see me now?
They replied, Yes, Oui, Si, Ja.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German log on to a zoom call...

The host wants to make sure their video is working so asks: "can you see me?"
The Englishman says "Yes"
The Frenchman says "Oui"
The Spaniard says "Sí"
And the German says "Ja"

I hope this doesn't violate the 6th rule on this subreddit...

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and German are watching a juggler perform...

Concerned they cannot see the performance, the juggler stands on a wooden box and yells "Can you see me gentlemen?"
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Si"
"Ja"

A Spaniard, a Frenchman, an Englishman, and a German are walking down a street in Paris...

... when they see a mime. He calls them over and asks if they want to see him perform. The group respond with a cheerful yes and the mime begins his performance. He gets up on a box and asks the group if they can clearly see him.
The group says:

*"Yes"*
*"Oui"*
*"Si"*
*"Ja"*

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