Oughta Jokes
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From my 7 year-old son: What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?
You.
Why I oughta...!
A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub...
... when an irate Irishman stands up: "You're making' out we're all dumb and s**.... I oughta punch you in the nose." "I'm sorry sir, I..." "Not you," says the Irishman, "I'm talking to that little fella on your knee."
ILMMIL
I told my wife I saw three guys beating up her mother.
"Did you stop to help?"
"Nah, I figured three oughta be enough."
Have you ever bought a piece of furniture to rest your feet on?
Well... you oughta, man!
High Blood Pressure
When a physician remarked on a new patient's extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, "High blood pressure, Doc. It comes from my family."
"Your mother's side or your father's?" I asked.
"Neither," he replied. "It's from my wife's family."
"Oh, come now," I said. "How could your wife's family give you high blood pressure?"
He sighed. "You oughta meet 'em sometime, Doc!"
What did the k**... vegetable say to the other vegetable.
You oughta choke me.
That's right
Half dressed r**... couple were sitting on couch watching news on TV, with the man's arm around the woman. The man says "Look at them homosexuals ruinin' the sanctity of our institution. We oughta go to San Francisco just to show them liberals that marriage means one man and one woman. Ain't that right, sweetheart?" The woman replies, "That's right, Daddy."
I hate it when people say vaping is addictive...
It's not, I've been going it for 5 years I oughta know
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