Ottoman Jokes

Funniest Ottoman Short Jokes

Short ottoman jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ottoman humour may include short turban jokes also.

1. What's the most comfortable empire? The Ottoman Empire.
   And much like that one, I'll see myself out now.
2. During a war with the Ottoman Empire, the Habsburg army lost thousands of men in the battle of Karánsebes, and was forced to flee from the battlefield. Then the Ottomans arrived.
3. What did the Ottoman General say to the Sultan after the Battle of Vienna? "Sir, we must retreat! We're Otto-men!"
4. Why did the Sultan leave his job at Mattress City? He was already a manager at Ottoman Empire
5. Pirates Did you hear about the pirate ship caught by the Ottoman Empire and tried for thievery?
   Regrettably, all hands were lost.
6. I was just thinking about the great empires... After extensive research I found the Ottoman Empire was the only one that took its fall sitting down.
7. I thought my girlfriend was cheating on me with a Turkish guy... ...turned out it was an Otto-man.
8. A s**... donor, a carpenter and Mehmed II, Ottoman Emperor are in a room. Julius Caesar walks in the room. What did he say? "Veni, vidi, vici."

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Ottoman One Liners

Which ottoman one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ottoman? I can suggest the ones about oriental and emperor.

1. What was the Ottoman Empire's main export? Sultan pepper
2. Why did the Ottoman Empire change into Turkey Because Austria wasn't Hungary anymore.
3. Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture? The Ottoman Empire.
4. The leg rests have taken over! Fear the Ottoman Empire!
5. I asked my friend if I should get a foot stool Hey said you otto-man
6. Who repairs cars in Turkey? The Ottoman.
7. What do you tell an Ottoman who's done a good job? 'Atta Turk.
8. What country was the best at making furniture? The Ottoman Empire.
9. How do you kill a Byzantine? You push him into an Ottoman.
10. What was the most comfortable empire? The Ottoman Empire
11. What do you call the Ottoman Empire in September? The Autumn Empire.
12. What do you call it when someone steals your footrest? Grand Theft Ottoman
13. What's an Arab man that drives a bus An otto-man
14. If an anime was based around the Ottoman Empire... It would be a literal h**... anime.

Humorous Ottoman Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about ottoman you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean old roman jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ottoman pranks.