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1. What's the most comfortable empire? The Ottoman Empire.
   And much like that one, I'll see myself out now.
2. During a war with the Ottoman Empire, the Habsburg army lost thousands of men in the battle of Karánsebes, and was forced to flee from the battlefield. Then the Ottomans arrived.
3. Why did the Sultan leave his job at Mattress City? He was already a manager at Ottoman Empire
4. Pirates Did you hear about the pirate ship caught by the Ottoman Empire and tried for thievery?
   Regrettably, all hands were lost.
5. I was just thinking about the great empires... After extensive research I found the Ottoman Empire was the only one that took its fall sitting down.

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Ottoman Empire One Liners

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1. What was the Ottoman Empire's main export? Sultan pepper
2. Why did the Ottoman Empire change into Turkey Because Austria wasn't Hungary anymore.
3. Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture? The Ottoman Empire.
4. The leg rests have taken over! Fear the Ottoman Empire!
5. What country was the best at making furniture? The Ottoman Empire.
6. What was the most comfortable empire? The Ottoman Empire
7. What do you call the Ottoman Empire in September? The Autumn Empire.
8. If an anime was based around the Ottoman Empire... It would be a literal h**... anime.

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