Otto Jokes
21 otto jokes and hilarious otto puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about otto that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Otto Short Jokes
Short otto jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The otto humour may include short auto jokes also.
- I just finished reading a book about the bus driver from the Simpsons It was an Otto biography.
- What did the Ottoman General say to the Sultan after the Battle of Vienna? "Sir, we must retreat! We're Otto-men!"
- This will ruin some of your childhoods. How did Reggie Rocket's brother die? Otto Rocket Asphyxiation
- Why were the Greeks, Serbs and Croats not to keen on joining up with Bismarck? They'd still be under a man named Otto.
- Why are we just now hearing about Otto Warmbier after all this time? Because nobody wants Warmbier until you put it on ice.
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Otto One Liners
Which otto one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with otto? I can suggest the ones about and .
- How are pollen grains like Otto Von Bismarck? They both lead to German Nation
- I asked my friend if I should get a foot stool Hey said you otto-man
- Why was a Turkish plane trying to bomb Greece? It was on otto pilot.
- What kind of transmission do German cars have? Otto-matic.
- What do you call a doctor named Otto? An ottometrist
- Who is Otto Rocket's auto insurance provider? Safe Auto
- What do you call a rocket-powered car? An Otto-mobile
- What's an Arab man that drives a bus An otto-man
- What is h**...'s favorite video game? Grand theft Otto
Cheerful Otto Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about otto you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make otto pranks.
Otto the German was driving from Germany to Paris to visit some relatives.
A French cop stops him and asks the usual questions:
cop: name?
Otto: Otto
cop: address?
Otto: 341 Brandenburg Street, Berlin
cop: Occupation?
Otto: no, just visiting...
What was the Ottoman Empire's main export?
Sultan pepper
Why did the Ottoman Empire change into Turkey
Because Austria wasn't Hungary anymore.
19th century monarchy humor, anyone?
So Otto von Habsburg walks into a sports bar, sees a game on, and asks the bartender who's playing. "Austria and Hungary," he replies. Otto: "Yeah, who are they playing against?"
Me - So, what do you do?
Otto - I'm a supervillain.
Me - What's your name?
Otto - Corrector.
Me - HAHAHA! Are you Sirius?
What's your super powder?
Wait a minion……
what the help is happy ninja to me? PLEATS
MAKE IT DUCKING STOP!
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Germans are always so quick to fix your mistakes when you trying to speak German.
It's as if the whole German nation is on Otto correct.
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Alcoholism is the only disease you get yelled at for having
d**... Otto, you're an alcoholic
d**... Otto, you have lupus
One of those doesn't sound right
RIP Mitch Hedberg
