Otter Jokes

• Short Otter Jokes
• Otter One Liners
• River Otter Jokes
• More Otter Jokes

Funniest Otter Short Jokes

Short otter jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The otter humour may include short beaver jokes also.

1. My girlfriend convinced me that certain aquatic mammals don't exist right before she broke up with me. She left me in otter disbelief.
2. A marauding group if small angry marine mammals trashed my house last night. They left it an otter shambles i tell ya.
3. Writing a book about a friend that lives with otters by the water Going to call it "homies otter sea"
4. What do you call a semiaquatic, furry little animal than never amounted to anything in it's life? An *otter* failure (I'll see myself out)
5. I'm going to combine my hobbies of taxidermy and bomb making And make you an otter that you can't defuse.
6. I'm writing a children's book about a female otter that goes to college. It's called Alma Otter's alma mater.
7. I went to the zoo today.... only to find out that some aquatic mammals had escaped.
   It was otter chaos.
8. Where do otters come from? Otter space.
   [credit goes to Anne Carson, or wherever she heard it]
9. What did the sea otter say to the fish sunning himself on a white towel at the beach? What's up my nigiri?
10. What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months? I think we should sea otter people.

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Otter One Liners

Which otter one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with otter? I can suggest the ones about turtle and badger.

1. Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped. It was otter chaos.
2. What does a male otter call his wife? My significant otter
3. Otters are more laid back than beavers.. They just don't give a dam
4. Where do otters come from? Otter Space.
5. Did you hear that some aquatic mammals escaped from the zoo? It was otter chaos!
6. What do you call an otter's uncle? Brother from an otter mother
7. Did you hear about the aquatic sea mammals that escaped from the zoo? It was otter chaos
8. What do you call a blind otter? I don't know, but it's definitely not a See Otter!
9. Why did the otter want to work at NASA? So he could go to Otter Space.
10. I get beavers and similar animals mixed up. I otter know better.
11. What animal would you most like to be on a cold day? A little otter
12. Why did the otter cross the river? To get to the otter side
13. What's Alanis Morissette's favorite animal? You otter know.
14. Have you tried Tarka Daal? It's like any other Daal, but a little 'otter.
15. What did the otter sing after his break up? Alanis Morrisette "you otter know"

River Otter Jokes

Here is a list of funny river otter jokes and even better river otter puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did the hipster otter leave his hometown river? It was too mainstream :)

Charming Humor Otter Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about otter you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean platypus jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make otter pranks.