Ostracism Jokes
5 ostracism jokes and hilarious ostracism puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ostracism that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Ostracism Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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When ostriches are in a group it's called a flock.
But if they go at it alone they are ostracized.
I decided to keep an ostrich as a pet.
But after a few weeks I felt I was being ostracized and thought it best to give him to another home.
Two men were hiking in the Australian Outback.
Two men were hiking in the Australian Outback when an emu walked up to them.
One of the men was thrilled to see an emu so close up. The other man was more hesitant, for he read that emus can be very aggressive and hostile.
The man started to yell at the emu, "Go away, you big, fat, s**..., flightless bird! We don't want you here!"
The other man responded, "Dude, stop ostracizing it."
A buddy of mine is working on a program to fit large birds with new clothes, but he only gives them to birds with black feathers.
I said "Wow, that's some ostracizing ostrich-sizing!"
A fruit fly who prefers vegetables is probably ostracized by their family
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