Osteoporosis Jokes
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What do you call a really cranky shaman with bad breath and osteoporosis?
A Super-calloused-fragile-mystic-hexed-by-halitosis
"BE CAREFUL! I HAVE OSTEOPOROSIS!"
She snapped.
*A man is trying to prove his innocence in court*
Defendant: "Please your honour, I don't have a single bad bone in my body"
Prosecutor: "Well according to your medical exam it appears you have osteoporosis"
Judge: "Guilty"
What do you call a Monk with osteoporosis who likes eating onions and walks everywhere barefoot
He's a Super fragile calloused mystic plagued with halitosis.
Why did George Thorogood sing Bad to the Bone?
Because he had osteoporosis
What do you call a member of a bike gang with osteoporosis?
Bad to the bone.
My friend has osteoporosis.....
"I bet you're all broken up about that"
What shatters faster than your smartphone screen?
A newborn with osteoporosis.
The doctor said my osteoporosis wasn't severe enough to keep me out of work.
Jesus woman, give me a break.
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