Osteoporosis Jokes
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What do you call a really cranky shaman with bad breath and osteoporosis?
A Super-calloused-fragile-mystic-hexed-by-halitosis
"BE CAREFUL! I HAVE OSTEOPOROSIS!"
She snapped.
*A man is trying to prove his innocence in court*
Defendant: "Please your honour, I don't have a single bad bone in my body"
Prosecutor: "Well according to your medical exam it appears you have osteoporosis"
Judge: "Guilty"
Why did George Thorogood sing Bad to the Bone?
Because he had osteoporosis
My friend has osteoporosis.....
"I bet you're all broken up about that"
What shatters faster than your smartphone screen?
A newborn with osteoporosis.
The doctor said my osteoporosis wasn't severe enough to keep me out of work.
Jesus woman, give me a break.
Make no bones about it...
Osteoporosis.
I saw a broken noodle the other day...
It had p-osteoporosis.
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