Osmium Jokes
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Osmium Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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A teenager, who just turned 18, desperately wants a car.
His mother tells him to buy one himself. A chemistry student himself, he finds an effective money-making strategy. Every day, he would sell mixtures of Rhenium, Phosphorus, Osmium, and Tennessine, and he was earning a lot from the sales. Curious, his mother asks him about the mixtures.
The teen replied: RePOsTs are the fastest way to car, Ma.
Carbon and Helium were having a conversation.
Carbon: And then I said, Barium!
Osmium walks into the room.
What's so funny guys?
Carbon whispers to Helium: Don't tell him. He's too dense to get it.
I have a joke about Osmium
but it's too dense.
I want start a heavy metal band...
I'll call it "Osmium", we will be so heavy!
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