Oscar Nominated Jokes

Funniest Oscar Nominated Short Jokes

Short oscar nominated jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The oscar nominated humour may include short oscar nomination jokes also.

1. Despite having no nominations this year, I'm certain that black folks will clean up at The Oscars.
2. Why hasn't Liam Neeson been nominated for another Oscar in the last 10 years? All his roles have been Taken
3. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter
4. I bet the bear from The Revenant would have been nominated for an Oscar... If he was a Polar bear
5. If you thought black people were mad about the Oscars... wait until the nominations come out for the World's Greatest Dad Award.
6. Its terrible how so few black people get nominated for an Oscar It's so sad they're not as talented as white people.
7. Christopher Plummer got an Oscar Nomination for a performance he did entirely in reshoots. Henry Cavill's mustache was robbed.
8. Oscar Isaac wasn't nominated so far despite his performances in Inside Llewyn Davis and Ex Machina Talk about an Oscar being snubbed
9. Did you know movies highly rated by Rotten Tomatoes like the new Star Wars movies, the Harry Potter movies, and the Marvel movies are oscar-nominated? Oscar likes trash!
10. If you ever feel like you can't do something, just remember... s**... Squad is an Oscar nominated film.

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Oscar Nominated One Liners

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1. Where is Wallace at? Where is his oscar nomination?

Hilarious Fun Oscar Nominated Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

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