Osbourne Jokes

Hilarious puns and funny pick up lines

What kind of shampoo did Ozzy Osbourne get his kids?

No More Tears

I am extremely offended by the song "God is Dead" by Black Sabbath. How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

...when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

Experts now bringing in Ozzy Osbourne to assess the Amtrak derailment in Washington

As he is certified on going off the rails on a crazy train.

What did Ozzy Osbourne do after eating a whole Bull?

He threw up the horns.

I'm extremely offended by "God is Dead" by Black Sabbath. How can Ozzy Osbourne possible sing that?

...When Tony Iommi is right fucking next to him, alive and well!

What did Ozzy Osbourne say when his lead guitarist died?

"Where we're going, we don't need Rhoads!"

What was Chris Cornells favorite song?

Suicide Solution by Ozzy Osbourne.

What are the funniest osbourne jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Osbourne? Well, here are the best Osbourne puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Osbourne pick up lines to share with friends.

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