The Best 46 Osama Bin Laden Jokes

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Q: What did Osama Bin Laden's ghost say to Mitt Romney? A: "Don't be sad, Obama's foreign policy killed me too"

Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.

The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...

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Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!

Do you remember how everyone was trying to kill Osama Bin Laden?

Well, since all of our presidents seem to get shot, why we just didn't make Bin Laden president.

Q: What do you call Bin Laden when he lost his virginity?

A: Osama Bin Laiden.

Did you hear they came out with a drink called the Osama Bin Laden?

It's two shots and a splash of water.

Osama Bin Laden joke, Did you hear they came out with a drink called the Osama Bin Laden?


What do Osama Bin Laden and crabs have in common?

They both irritate Bush.

Has enough time passed in our country that we honestly and openly talk about the good things Osama Bin Laden did for us?

You don't think he did anything good? You're wrong.

How about the fact that when you take your wife or gf to the airport, you no longer have to walk her all the way to the gate?

My all-time favorite one liner NSFW

Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?

Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.

What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

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*ji had it coming.*

- Jimmy Carr "Big Fat Quiz 2011"

What's Osama Bin Laden's favourite dessert?

Big Apple Crumble.

Osama Bin Laden sends George W. Bush a coded message

Osama Bin Laden sends George W. Bush a coded message to let him know he is still alive:-
"370H SSV 0773H." Bush is baffled. Condi Rice and her aides and even the FBI and CIA
can't decipher it. So they ask Britain's MI6 for help. Within a minute MI6 replies:-
"Er, tell the President he's holding the message upside down."

What is Osama bin Laden's favourite way to dine?

Aaaalllllaaaahhhhh carte.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite sports team?

The New York Jets

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How did Osama Bin Laden feed his kids (OC)

Here comes the aeroplane...

How big was osama bin Laden's hard drive?

One terrorbyte.

Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?

A black guy

Osama Bin Laden's son comes home from school crying...

He asks him: "What's wrong son, what happened?"

"The teacher asked the class what the tallest building in New York is, and I got the answer wrong."

"Why, what did you answer?"

"The Empire State Building."

"Don't worry son, daddy will take care of it."

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Osama bin Laden's son came home from school crying. Osama asked, "why are you crying my son".

His son replied, "today our teacher asked us what the tallest building in America is. I said it's the Empire State Building and the whole class laughed at me."

"Don't worry son, I'll handle this."

We now finally have proof that Osama Bin Laden is dead

He just registered to vote in Chicago

What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.

As the navy seals burst into osama bin ladens room in his pakistani compound, his last dying words forever wrung in the ears of the seals...

"It was just a prank bro"

Would would win a chess game between George Bush and Osama Bin Laden?

Osama. Why? Because George already lost two towers.

It's nearly 6 years since US Navy SEALs took out Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan.

Talk Abbottabad place to hide.

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.

What do you get when you cross Hitler with Osama bin laden?

Nein 11

What was Osama bin Laden's biggest regret as a parent?

kids blow up so fast

Osama bin laden's son came back home from school one day in tears.

Osama asked: "What's wrong?"

His son said: "Our teacher asked me what the tallest building in new york is, and I got it wrong."

Osama replied: "What did you say?"

His son: "The empire state building."

Osama: "Don't worry son, i'll take care of it."

Who will win in a game of chess - Bush or Osama Bin Laden?

Bin Laden because Bush is missing two towers.

The CIA found evidence that Osama Bin Laden had downloaded a lot of videos about how to crochet

Turns out he was trying to replace all those lost afghans

Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife?

When she spread her legs he saw bush.

Osama Bin Laden has been having trouble thinking lately

His brain is pretty scattered right now

Did you know Osama Bin Laden was found and killed in Pakistan?

Talk Abottabad place to hide!

A man in France was arrested today for using his car to run down a pedestrian he thought was Osama bin Laden.

Even though it was a mistake, it still ranks as France's biggest military victory.

What would be the first words of Kavanaugh and Osama Bin Ladens child?

Allahu-Alike Beer

Alex Jones dies and meets Jesus at the pearly gates.

As they are waiting to see if God will allow Alex into heaven, Jesus says:

"Alex, while we wait you can ask me any question and I will answer it".

So Alex asks him, "who planned 9/11?"

And Jesus responds "Osama Bin Laden"

Alex goes " wow, this goes higher up than I thought."

Osama bin Laden rated America.

He gave us a 9/11.

What has more brains than Osama Bin Laden?

The wall behind him

The US Government is having trouble finding Osama's son.

He's bin laden low

I'd make an Osama bin laden joke

But it's a bit of a shot in the dark

Which animal killed Osama bin Laden?


What do Trump and Osama Bin Laden have in common?

They both hide underground from the American people. #bunkerboy

What is Osama bin Laden favourite song?

It's Raining Men

If I was in a room with hitler, osama bin laden and stalin,

I would ask you to write a letter to my mother about my mental illness

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