Orthopedic Surgeon Jokes
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Traditionally, orthopedic surgeons were strong and dumb.
But now they have power tools.
I watched a movie called "The Adjustment," about a Chiropractor who quits, goes back to school and becomes an famous Orthopedic Spine Surgeon. I didn't really like it.
Too much backstory.
What do you call a team of orthopedic surgeons?
A skeleton crew.
What are the three most important things to an orthopedic surgeon's business?
Dislocation, dislocation, dislocation
The orthopedic surgeon Betty worked for was moving to a new office, and the staff was helping transport many of the items.
Betty sat the display skeleton in the front of her car, his bony arm across the back of her seat. She hadn't considered the drive across town. At one traffic light, the stares of the people in the car beside her became obvious, and she looked across and explained, I'm delivering him to my doctor's office.
The driver leaned out his window. I hate to tell you, lady, he said, but I think it's too late!
Three doctors are sitting on a park bench when a man limps past...
The first doctor sees him and says, I've been a podiatrist for 10 years, and I bet $1000 that man has bone spurs.
No way! says the chiropractor, I've had my practice for 20 years and that is a clear-cut spinal issue. Can't you see how crooked his back is?
Nope, says the orthopedic surgeon. I've had more training than both of you combined and I'm certain that this man has hip damage.
The doctor's arguing grew so loud that the man overheard them. Well gentlemen, he said, All four of us were wrong.
I thought it was a f**...!
What do you call a group of very traditional orthopedic surgeons?
Orthodocs
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