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Did you hear the joke about the Hassidic jew dentist who only puts braces on every third tooth?
He's an unorthodox orthodox orthodontist
What do you call an orthodox jew that is prone to heartburn?
Acidic.
[My apologies]
Why don't Orthodox Jews drink lemonade?
Its a little too Hasidic for them.
Why should you never mix Non-Orthodox and Orthodox Jews?
Because one is basic, and the other is Hasidic.
My Jewish grandma told me this one
An Orthodox Jew is praying to god:
"God! I need help, my son converted to Christianity!"
God says: "don't worry, that happens to everyone. Even to me!"
Difference between Orthodox, Conservative, and Reformed Jews
At an orthodox wedding, the bride's mother is pregnant.
At a conservative wedding, the bride is pregnant.
At a reformed wedding, the rabbi is pregnant!
People ask me this question I lot; this is usually the answer I give.
What is an orthodox Jew's biggest dilemma?
Free pork.
How many Orthodox Hasidic Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, ya mensch. It's Shabbat.
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