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What is the difference between the Roman Catholic Church and the Russian Orthodox Church?
The Roman Catholics drink Holy Wine while the Russian Orthodox drink Holy v**....
A Catholic Priest and an Orthodox Rabbi are talking with one another...
The Priest says to the Rabbi, "Rabbi, you keep Kosher, correct?" To which the Rabbi replies, "Of course, father." The Priest then asks, "But have you ever broken kosher?" The Rabbi then says, "I admit that I have. When I was a young man I once indulged myself in ham, and in doing so broke Kosher." "That's very interesting," remarks the priest, "for I am free to eat as much ham as I please."
"What about you, father," begins the Rabbi, "you keep celibate, do you not?" The preist replies, "Of course, Rabbi." "But," continues the Rabbi, "have you always kept so?" The Preist then says, "I admit, I have not. When I was a young man I once shared the night with a woman."
The Rabbi then leans in and asks, "It's better than ham, isn't it?"
My Macedonian grandfather's favourite joke
An Orthodox Priest, a Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are talking about how they divide up the money they get in collections from their congregations.
Catholic Priest: "To divide up the money, we draw two circles on the ground; one small one inside one big one. We throw the money up in the air, and whatever lands in the big circle we give to use for the church, and whatever lands in the small circle we keep for ourselves."
Orthodox Priest: "Yes - we do something like that too, except, whatever lands in the small circle we give to God, and whatever is in the big circle we keep to ourselves."
Rabbi: "Well, you see, we too do something similar. We draw two circles on the ground - one small one inside one big one. And then we throw the money up in the air.... and whatever God wants, he takes!"
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