Orthodontist Jokes

Following is our collection of toothbrushes humor and presidentures one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Orthodontist puns for adults, dirty tooth jokes or clean denture gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Orthodontist

My dentist and orthodontist have the same name...

Isn't that coinci*dental*?

Did you hear the joke about the Hassidic jew dentist who only puts braces on every third tooth?

He's an unorthodox orthodox orthodontist

During covid, my orthodontist told my I should tend to my teeth by myself.

How? I asked.

He said Brace yourself.

Orthodontist joke, During covid, my orthodontist told my I should tend to my teeth by myself.

A man has terrible teeth and goes to an orthodontist to have them fixed

The orthodontist tells him it will cost $5000

The man yells "$5000?? There's no way I can afford that! Don't you have any cheaper options?"

The orthodontist thinks for a moment and looks at the man, he says "alright man, I have an experimental treatment that will make your teeth completely average for $500 bucks, but I can't give you any details about the procedure until you pay."

The man is hesitant at first but he decides it is worth the risk and accepts the offer.

The orthodontist buys him a plane ticket to Britain.

I'm a lawyer for an Orthodontist

He's got me on retainer.


What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental

Why did the dentist and the orthodontist get into a fight?

They couldn't brush away their differences.

Orthodontist joke, Why did the dentist and the orthodontist get into a fight?

My dentist bumped into my orthodontist.

I'm sure it was acci*dental*.

There's been a mix up with my smile!

I'm going to the orthodontist to get it all straightened out

Some guy went to my orthodontist appointment and he had to get molds of his teeth

I think they got the wrong impression of me

I have to decide between my lawyer and my orthodontist

I cant afford both retainers


How does an orthodontist hold on to a lawyer?

He makes him a retainer

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