Orthodontist Jokes

Funniest Orthodontist Short Jokes

Short orthodontist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The orthodontist humour may include short dentist jokes also.

1. During covid, my orthodontist told my I should tend to my teeth by myself. How? I asked.
   He said Brace yourself.
2. Did you hear the joke about the Hassidic jew dentist who only puts braces on every third tooth? He's an unorthodox orthodox orthodontist
3. I've been working for an orthodontist on a freelance basis… … but now they've put me on a retainer.
4. The sign at the orthodontist's office said "The doctor was called away for an emergency." "Brace yourself."
5. Why did the dentist and the orthodontist get into a fight? They couldn't brush away their differences.
6. Some guy went to my orthodontist appointment and he had to get molds of his teeth I think they got the wrong impression of me
7. There's been a mix up with my smile! I'm going to the orthodontist to get it all straightened out
8. My dentist just came out of the closet Which surprised me, because i thought he was an orthodontist.

Share These Orthodontist Jokes With Friends

Orthodontist One Liners

Which orthodontist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with orthodontist? I can suggest the ones about optometrist and orthopedic.

1. My dentist and orthodontist have the same name... Isn't that coinci*dental*?
2. I'm a lawyer for an Orthodontist He's got me on retainer.
3. What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent? It's confi-dental
4. My dentist bumped into my orthodontist. I'm sure it was acci*dental*.
5. I have to decide between my lawyer and my orthodontist I cant afford both retainers
6. How does an orthodontist hold on to a lawyer? He makes him a retainer
7. My orthodontist decided to change its motto Conversion therapy that works
8. What did the orthodontist say to the patient? Brace yourself!
9. Did you hear about the orthodontist ...who had an attorney on retainer?
10. What do you call an Orthodontist gone bad? An Unorthodist
11. My orthodontist made an impression on my teeth today. It was a good one. They liked her.
12. What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of ? bruces
13. Yo mama is so s**..., she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
14. Yo momma is so s**... she went to the orthodontist to get a Bluetooth.

Uproarious Orthodontist Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What funny jokes about orthodontist you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chiropractor jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make orthodontist pranks.