Orphans Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

I have designed a website for orphans

there isn't a home page

Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?

A: Because they don't know where home is.

I designed a website for orphans.

There isn't a homepage.

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?

Because it can't hit home

I made a website for orphans

It doesn't have a home page

I made a website for orphans

It doesn't have a homepage

What is an orphans favorite beer?

Fosters

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

Why are orphans terrible at baseball?

They've never known what home is.

Why aren't orphans good at baseball?

Becuase they don't know where home is

The Spanish national soccer team visited an orphanage in Brazil today

"It was hard to see their sad and hopeless faces", said one of the orphans

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

Why do orphans like tennis?

Only place they can get love

The Argentina team visited an orphanage in Russia

- It breaks my heart to see those poor eyes filled with sadness and hopelessness..

said one of the orphans.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

Because they can never find home

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

Why are orphans terrible at baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Olie & Lena are driving down the road in their Model T...

Suddenly, a mother skunk enters the roadway with her two young babies. Olie can't stop in time and runs the mother over.

It winter time and Lena jumps out of the car to rescue the two orphans. She gets them back in and they're shivering:

Oh, Olie! They're so cold! What should I do to warm them up?

Why don't you put them between your legs?

Oh, but Olie- what about the terrible smell?

They're skunks, Lena. I don't think they'll mind.

I got my dog from an orphanage like, two years ago.

Those orphans STILL hold a grudge.

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

How many dead orphans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Obviously more than 10, cause it's still pretty dark in my basement.

Why are orphans horrible at baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Why did most orphans become prostitutes?

Because they wanted a daddy.

What movie is universally loved by all orphans in England?

The Mummy Returns.

Somewhere in Africa...

a bunch of orphans are about to be running around in confederate flag shirts.

I'm baking cookies for a charity for orphans

I made sure to use self-raising flour.

Orphans

If you're ever angry just punch an Orphan... What are they gonna do tell there parents???

I just made a new website for orphans.

There isn't a homepage.

What do orphans use to bake?

Self-raising bread.

Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their père

Why do I only date orphans?

They never have daddy issues.

Why are orphans terrible at baseball?

Because they can't find home

Why can't orphans use any web browsers effectively?

Because they can't access any of the homepages.

Why are orphans no good at baseball?

They've never know what home is.

You can never get in trouble for bullying orphans

What are they gonna do?
Tell their parents?

Why were the orphans thrown out of the restaunt

Because it Was a family restraunt

Orphans

What they are without is apparent

What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

Why are orphans so easy to bully?

They can't tell their parents.

Can orphans...

eat at a family restaurant?

How many orphans does it take to paint a house?

It depends on how hard you SLAM them against the walls

My Grandfathers joke is so appropriate today. "Do you know where they send all the baby chickens that are orphans and have nowhere else to go?"

Well of course they send them to Foster Farms!

Say what you will about pedophiles but...

They always support orphans, the always drive slow in school zones, they always donate to schools, they always help with homework.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They're homeless

Where do orphans go to find new parents?

The mom n pop store

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