Laughable Orphan Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him "go big or go home", he only had one option.
Why don't orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb
I said, "Awww, are you an orphan"?
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents."
What type of flour do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?
Because it was PG
My wife opened one of her birthday presents early, saying that it was "practically screaming out at her"
That's the last time I buy her an orphan
Why do orphans like tennis?
Only place they can get love
Where do all the orphan chickens end up?
Foster Farms
- Mom, mom ! My classmates call me an orphan !
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A man sees a small boy begging for money
He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks "what gave me away?"
The man responds "your parents"
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home
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Edited from my mistake earlier today: what do paedophiles and n**... have in common?
They can both s**... a Vietnamese orphan in under 30 seconds.
My ex was orphan as a child
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I.
I saw a raggedy little boy on the street and asked him if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents."
What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?
They both lost their pop.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is
I met a little boy today.
He was sitting on the curb, dressed in rags. He had his face in his hands and it looked like he was crying.
I felt kinda bad he was all alone, so I went and sat down beside him.
I said, "Are you an orphan, little guy?"
As he looked up, his eyes were still red and his cheeks still wet. He managed to crack a small smile.
"Yeah. What gave me away?"
I leaned in close and whispered,
"Your parents."
What is an orphans favorite beer?
Fosters
What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?
"Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."
Bonus joke:
What did one orphan say to the other orphan as they got into their car?
"Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."
What did the orphan poker player say?
Will you raise me?
What do you call a v**... r**...?
An orphan
What's the best part about being an orphan?
All your chips and candy bars are family sized.
My dad used to say, "Marry an orphan...
Then you'll be marrying the whole family."
What do you call a black child with 2 dads?
An Orphan
What did one orphan say to the other?
Robin, get in the Batmobile!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can never find home
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They have no idea where home is.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball?
They've never known what home is.
50s Soviet joke
Who is your mother?
Our great Soviet country.
Who is your father?
Our dear comrade Stalin.
What's your greatest desire?
Becoming an orphan.
Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?
Everywhere
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do you call the son of two gay black men?
Orphan
Why is it good being an orphan
Every bag of chips is family sized
I passed a kid sat on the side of the road dressed in rags earlier.
I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He replied, "Yes. What gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents."
Why did the orphan turn to a life of crime?
To find out what it was like to be Wanted for once in his life.
Batman, but it's a Japanese action film
Mighty Orphan Power Ranger
A teacher in the Soviet union yells at her student - who's your father?
**Stalin** says the child.
Who's your mother?
**Mother Russia**
What do you want to be when you grow up?
**An orphan!**
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
An orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
Why do orphans like playing tennis?
It's the only love they'll ever get.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
To the Batmobile!
The f in orphan stands for family
wait
What is the difference between a prince, a bald headed man, a monkey and an orphan?
The first is an heir apparent, the second has no apparent hair, the third has hairy parent and the last has nary a parent.
How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan?
It doesn't have a home page.
"What is a cannibal, Johnny?" asked the teacher.
"What is a cannibal, Johnny?" asked the teacher.
"I don't know, sir," replied Johnny.
"Well, what would you be if you ate your mother and father?"
"An orphan, sir."
One man's trash is another man's treasure
Wonderful saying, horrible way of finding out you're an orphan
What a selfie called taken by an orphan?
A family photo.
If you're ever bored
Just go punch an orphan, what is he gonna do? Tell his parents?
What is it called when an Orphan takes a selfie ?
Family Photo.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's Day.
A ragged looking teen is begging for food on the street
A guy comes along and buys him a sandwich. He asks the kid, are you an orphan?
The kid replies, yes I am. What gave me away?
The guy says, obviously, your parents
A guy murders his parents.
He is presented in front of a judge and he begs the judge to show mercy while delivering his punishment.
The judge says to him, "You killed your own parents. Why would I show mercy to you?"
The guy looks at the judge and says, "Well, because I am an orphan."
What did the orphan kid say when he was riding his bike?
Look hands, no mum..
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family portrait.
what do you call a v**... in alabama
an orphan
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill
An orphan
Why did the blind orphan cross the road alone?
Because he wished to see his parents on the other side.
The definition of chutzpah:
Is the man who killed his parents who asks for mercy from the court.
The judge asks On what grounds should we grant you mercy?
Man On the account of I'm an orphan!
This is a very old one.
#yiddish is fun
My wife and I were walking out of a restaurant with a d**... bag, when we saw a young teen in shabby clothes sitting on the sidewalk
He asked if he could have our leftovers, so I gladly gave them to him.
I asked him if he was an orphan.
He said "Yes I am - what gave me away?"
I replied "Obviously, your parents."
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?
Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
why was the orphan so succesful?
Because when they said go big or go home, he only had one option
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo.
A young boy asked me how come he was an orphan.
I said the reason was not apparent.
Why so many orphans get famous?
It's *go big* or *go home*, so...
If you're ever stressed out just punch an orphan
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
The F in orphans stands for family
If ykyk (I'll remove if it's a repost)
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
..... too much??
What's the best part about being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized
Why do orphans play Grand Theft Auto
So they can be wanted.
My wife and I were walking out of a nice restaurant, and there was a young teen in shabby clothes asking people for their doggy bags
We immediately gave him ours. I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes - what gave me away?"
I replied, "Obviously, your parents."
Why do Orphans Play GTA so Much
So they can be wanted.
Why are orphans successful?
Because its either go big or go home. What choice do they have?
My dad told me that if I ever get frustrated, I should punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I used to be an orphan, too, growing up
I collected bauxite, hematite, adamite, you name it.
I was quite the ore fan indeed.
Stalin visits a group of Little Octobrists.
He asks one boy, "What is your name?"
"My name is Vovochka Karpov, Comrade Stalin" says the boy.
Stalin: So tell me , Vovochka, who is your mother?
Vovochka: My mother is the Great Soviet Country!
Stalin: Very good, and your father?
Vovochka: My father is Iosif Vissarionovich Stalin!
Stalin: Marvelous! And what is your greatest desire?
Vovochka: To become an orphan.
Hey kid, you're an orphan right?
Yes sir, what gave me away?
Your parents.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't understand the term "full house".
Vladimir Putin visits a school...
He asks a boy: "Who is your true mother?". "Mother Russia of course!", says the boy. Putin then asks a girl: "who is your true father?". "You, great president!", replies the girl. Putin then asks the quiet kid sitting at the back: "You there, what do you want to be when you grow up?". The quiet kid thinks for a moment and says: "An orphan!".
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked
