Ornithologist Jokes
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I'm looking for a woman who has great t**... and swallows
Signed: Ben the ornithologist
Ornithologists in peru have discovered that owls hunt there in pairs
They're Inca hoots.
What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer?
One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.
Two ornithologists were listening to a bird call...
...they heard it sing "fourtimesthreetimestwotimesone". It took a pause and then sung "equalstwentyfour". They looked at each other slightly confused, when they heard it repeat the call:"fourtimesthreetimestwotimesone"..."equalstwentyfour". One ornithologist looked at the other and said "I don't think I've ever heard that bird before"; the other one answered, "me either, but I'm pretty sure it's a Fact Oriole".
A son, who had rejected his father's wish for him to follow in his footsteps as an ornithologist and left home as a young man, returns many years later. After dinner, the two go for a walk.
The son sees a large bird flying overhead. Out of a sincere desire to reconnect, he points it out, and says, "Father, is that a hawk?"
Understanding the gesture, the father does not want to correct his son by informing him that it is actually a vulture. Instead, he offers a hint.
"Carrion, my wayward son."
Archibald Spooner was allegedly an ornithologist.
Well, he was actually more of a word botcher.
A group of naturalists found hundreds of dead crows near highways. They began investigating.
They brought an Ornithologist in, who discovered that 90% had been killed by trucks. After some study, they figured out that it was because the crows could say "Caw!" but not "Truck!"
I think my sister is an out-of-control ornithologist
Literally EVERYWHERE I go in our town I see graffiti saying that she has big t**... and swallows.
Did you hear about the dyslexic ornithologist?
He was a terrible word botcher.
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