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Ornament Jokes

10 ornament jokes and hilarious ornament puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ornament that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Comical Ornament Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What is a good ornament joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Why are there ornamental cannons on the state house lawns?

They are a monument to the state employees. They don't work and are impossible to fire.

I've been stealing garden ornaments from my next door neighbour...

Who shall remain Gnomeless

What's colored and looks good hanging from a tree...

Christmas ornaments.

Whats the difference between Ornaments, Candy Canes, Myself, and the Star?

You don't hang the star

What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

So I was walking through Wal-Mart looking to buy new ornaments for my christmas tree, when I saw an Obama ornament.

Funny, I didn't know it was acceptable to hang a black man from a tree again.

What do you call the terms describing lawn ornaments?

Gnomenclature

This is ridiculous. It's July 6th and people are still setting off fireworks.

One almost caught our christmas decoration on fire.

Why was the Christmas tree sent to the psych ward?

Because it was suffering from ornamental health issues.

Sometimes I wish I were a Christmas ornament

So I could be hung from a tree

Ornament joke, Sometimes I wish I were a Christmas ornament


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