Orlando Jokes
24 orlando jokes and hilarious orlando puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about orlando that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Orlando Short Jokes
Short orlando jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The orlando humour may include short nightclub jokes also.
- Death toll in Orlando club shooting hits 50 Most of the survivors found were in the closet.
- People are freaking out because the Orlando shooter was investigated by the FBI and was able to buy a rifle. But you can also run for president.
- I saw rolf Harris at the airport the other day, about to board a flight to Orlando. Are you going to Disneyworld? I asked him. No , he replied.. I'm going to Tampa with the kids
- Why don't many cats play cards? Too many cheetahs!
(A staffmember at Universal Orlando said this to our daughter last week. She was pretty tickled.) - Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses? Because he was Legolas.
- Disney Donates $1 Million to Orlando Shooting Victims the resulting rise in demand for Crocs may devour the competition
- During his speech after the Orlando shooting, Donald Trump refuses to be politically correct... And just to be safe, he refuses to be correct.
- did anyone hear what happened to the victims in Orlando? The shooter rid them of their pulse.
- What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits? He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.
- Guy holding door shut in Orlando He gave the shooter more assists than Kobe ever did.
Too soon??!!
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Orlando One Liners
Which orlando one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with orlando? I can suggest the ones about contra and massacre.
- What is the worst part about the Orlando massacre? Finding out that your son was gay.
- Would Orlando Bloom? No, but Elijah Wood.
- Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in? Katy Perry
- Late term abortion now offered in Florida Free with stay to any Orlando resort
- TIFU When I went to a bar and ordered an 'Orlando Shooter'.
- What do you call a fruitcake filled with holes? A victim of the Orlando Shooting.
- What's a mostly red rainbow called? A pride flag found at Orlando.
- I decided to reduce the amount of lead in my diet So I moved from Detroit to Orlando
- After Orlando I guess pride really is the deadliest sin
- How do you pick up a gay man in Orlando? With a body bag.
- Why did nobody in the Orlando nightclub fight back? They weren't thinking straight.
- What did they change the name of the gay bar in Orlando to? No Pulse
- So I hear they're building a new Cloud City... In orLANDO Florida.
Silly Orlando Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What funny jokes about orlando you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean center jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make orlando pranks.
A mid 30's guy is grocery shopping, and a 20 something blonde catches his eye.
She looks very familiar, but he can't remember where he met her. When they moved closer, she said to him, "Hi - I think you're the father of one of my children."
The guy freaks out. He says, "I've only cheated on my wife 3 times - in Vegas 5 years ago, in Orlando 4 years ago, and in Seattle 3 years ago. You look familiar, but I just can't remember. Who are you?"
She says, "I'm your son's Sunday school teacher."
high five
I've just read that actor Orlando Bloom punched Justin Bieber last night during an argument at a nightclub in Spain.
Orlando complained that his hand was pretty sore today.
Apparently the entire nightclub had queued up to high-five him.
