Origin Jokes
142 origin jokes and hilarious origin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about origin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the real origins of popular jokes about blondes, sardars, lightbulbs, and newfies. Learn why Francisco bloodline is responsible for some of the funniest punchlines and how specific jokes originate.
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Funniest Origin Short Jokes
Short origin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The origin humour may include short source jokes also.
- Twenty years ago, my friend made a website where you compare getting high from different drugs. It was the original trip advisor.
- Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff? (Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
- What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar? "The girls get older, but he stays the same age"
-first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of) - What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common? They both slowly remove clogs.
I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original.
Thanks for the gold ! - Why did the match factory burn down? Because the workers went on strike
I just thought of this, not sure whether its an original joke - Tesla founder elon musk is originally from South Africa, which is strange You'd think he was from mad-at-gas-car.
- Did you know that trampolines were originally called jumpolines? Until your mom got on one.
- What do you call someone who likes to add numbers when the weather is warm? A summer
(I thought of this, hope it's original) - I was originally ok with my wife getting a white noise machine in our bedroom turns out falling asleep to country music is harder than I thought
- The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild was originally intended to be for Wii U But mid-way through development they made the switch.
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Origin One Liners
Which origin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with origin? I can suggest the ones about destination and location.
- I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind
- What happened when Tinker bell couldn't find a bathroom? [Original] She Peter Pans
- His original name was John Kennedy They added the F later to pay respects
- \r\jokes has the funniest most original content But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.
- The original name for Jedis was "Force Kin". I wonder why they rolled it back?
- What's a flower plus a t-Rex? A squished flower!
(An original from my 5 year old) - I put blood, sweat, and tears into my work, said the disgusting bartender.
- The inventor of the umbrella was originally going to call it the brella But he hesitated.
- Who were the first people with six packs? Ab originals
- I started up a poster design company called "Original Poster" We don't deliver.
- What did the pirate yell when he found out the joke was not original? ARRRRRRHH/Jokes
- [original] Why don't you serve police unfiltered coffee? Because that's grounds for arrest.
- My neighbour says his frog is of Ukrainian origin. I however believe it was a tad pole
- Who won the original Tour De France? The 7th Panzer division
- the original name for the ps5 was pspspspsps but it kept attracting cats
Origin Of Your Mom Jokes
Here is a list of funny origin of your mom jokes and even better origin of your mom puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Fun history fact: The Trampoline was originally sold under the name "Jumpoline" . . .until June 15th, 1982, when your mom got on one.
- What was the original name for a trampoline? It was called a jumpoline until your mom used it.
- Why a flat earther can't joke about your mom. She's so fat, they can't see her curvature from ground level.
(My attempt at an original "yo mama joke") - Something only 6000bc kids will get THE original OPs mom.
- My mom's name in my phone is (0, 0) Because she's my origin point
- Did you know trampolines were originally called jumpolines? Until your mom jumped on one changed its name forever
- My Mom's Horse My Mom originally had a horse named Fandango. Later she got new horse named Noble. That Day I asked her, "Did they sell you fake tickets?"
Origin Of Blonde Jokes
Here is a list of funny origin of blonde jokes and even better origin of blonde puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A professor told his class: " Fame will come to you only after you succeed!" A blonde asked, "Who is 'Sid' ?" Not my own, origin unknown
Origin Species Jokes
Here is a list of funny origin species jokes and even better origin species puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- An orangutan in the zoo has two books The Bible and Darwin's Origin Of Species. He's trying to figure out if he's his brother's keeper—or his keeper's brother.
Origin Of Jokes
Here is a list of funny origin of jokes and even better origin of puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- It's never worth getting into an argument about creationist Adam & Eve versus evolution You're just comparing apples and origins
- There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who thought they knew what the punchline would be, and those who are now searching for the original joke.
- My first original joke. What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous??
It fro's up. - 1948; "Did you hear,the Jewish people finally got their own country? Is this real?" "Yes,it is real!" My best original joke, taa daaa. !!!
- I just found out that Miles Teller, the actor in Top Gun,uses a stage name. His original name was Odometer.
- Einstein walks into a bar... The bartender asks "What's the deal, Einstein? You look like you're out of energy tonight."
Einstein responds: "Eh, no matter."
[BTW this was original] - What's one thing that women hate more than being stared at? When you stare at the woman standing next to them.
That's my original for the year! - What does a mermaid wear to a Maths class ? An algaebra.
Note: Not my original. I had read this somewhere a few years ago. Kudos to the original creator. - My life is like a romantic comedy Except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.
> HA! Hilarious and original! Encore! - TIL: The vasectomy procedure was pioneered by the Greek physician, Euclipides. His original instructions were as follows: "Euclipides nuts."
Charming Humor Origin Jokes with Loads of Fun
What funny jokes about origin you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean primary jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make origin pranks.
An original: Why did the Ghost get cleared on s**... assault?
DNA evidence could not prove that he wraithed her.
Yes it's bad, but I was trying to think of a joke that involved the word wraith and this is the best I could come up with. Would love to hear other jokes that use the word wraith.
Original & Classic Winston Churchill (not my retort)
Lady Astor said to Churchill, "If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea," to which he responded, "Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it!"
So I was shopping online for antique guns.....
and I got to the World War II section. I selected guns of French origin. They were all in mint condition.
[Original] This is the only time of year...
.... that it's acceptable for middle-aged men to cruise around town looking for Girl Scouts.
A child and Human Origin
A child asked his father, "How were people born?"
So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."
The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."
The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!"
His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
toothbrush origin
I suspect that the toothbrush was invented in the south,if it had been invented in the north, it would have been called a teethbrush
The Original sports drink.
Despite What The University of Florida Claims about Gatorade being the first sports drink Florida State Football had the first energy drink. They have been drinking Seminole Fluid for years.
A panda walks into a restaurant
and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter.
As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter, and you didn't even pay for your sandwich!"
"Hey, man, I'm a PANDA!" the panda shouts back. "Look it up!
"The manager opens his dictionary and reads: "Panda: a tree-dwelling-mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white-coloring. Eats, shoots and leaves."
Four Original Math/Science Jokes
1. Yo momma's so mean her Z-score is zero!
2. What do you do with a high concentration bomb?
You diffuse it.
3. Why was X mad at the IRS?
He couldn't list Y as his dependent
4. Why did the students do well on the hard calc test?
Because the grade was on a curve
(Original) Why should you keep a broken clock?
It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.
Original Pun Thread!
Rules: Give us the worst puns that YOU HAVE COME UP WITH YOURSELF. No reposts :)
I'll go ahead and post some of mine.
What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?
*On the Origin of f**...*
Heard a coffee barista say "I just wolverine'd this cappuccino."
Everyone looked at him confused. He continued, "I ruined its origin story," before pouring it out to make another.
I recently saw a Broadway production about the origin of language
It was just a play on words
[my original] Why have human fossils never been found in Iran?
Because homos in Iran do not exist.
I came up with an original word yesterday...
...plagiarism.
SpaceX will reuse their rocket. Blue Origin will reuse their rockette. Neither is an advance.
For 83 years, Radio City has reused theirs.
[ORIGINAL] What's a priest's favorite cheese?
Swiss. It's holey.
"It's not you, it's me"
The saying "It's not you, it's me" actually originates from chinese families looking through family photo albums.
In The News: Inquiry Into Zika Virus Origin Points To Accident By Government Scientist
Turns out he was just looking for a little head.
Original (Dad's) pun: Sticks float.
They would.
Eh?
This was originally a tech support tale but I thought it was funny enough to turn into a joke.
>Speaking to a Canadian: "Hit Ctrl+A."
>Canadian: "Okay, I hit Ctrl, eh? And nothing happened, eh?"
As far as I know original golf joke
So what does a bogey have in common with a dead golfer?
One too many strokes.
Originally, in The Force Awakens BB-8 had a brother. The robot would not stay on script or say his lines correctly, so he was fired.
It is sad, but you can't really feel bad for DV-8.
(An original) I'll always get in a fight with someone with dwarfism....
We just don't see eye to eye.
When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar.
Edit (back story): the origin of this joke came from a road trip back when I was in highschool (about 17 years ago). My buddy left the car door open and the dash displayed "the door is ajar". He thought it was funny, since we're use to seeing the "door open" icon and wouldn't stop telling the joke.
Not surprised it's been heard / told before but just happen to never hear it from any other source.
What did they originally call pro fishing before they realized how bad it sounded?
Answer: Master-baiting
(Original) What do you call a feminist government?
A d**...-hater-ship.
I had an original sub from subway for the first time in ages
Meh. It was pretty substandard.
(Original) What do Jesus Christ and Communism have in common?
They both fed 5,000 people with five loaves of bread and two fish.
(original) What do you call a fish with a low GPA?
A Doofish
Origin of 8
It is actually a picture taken of 0 looking behind it, it didn't like it because of the negativity.
(Original) Did you hear about the guy who had a s**... attraction to the legal system?
He got off on a technicality.
[ORIGINAL JOKE] A secretary is like...
a pencil sharpener, you can't really say it's yours until you screw it on your desk.
2 Original depressed baker jokes
Did you hear about the depressed baker who threw himself into his own oven?
Colleagues said it was a final act of self-loafing.
Did you hear about the depressed baker who went on a killing spree?
Witnesses said he came out all buns glazing.
original me and a friend created!
A: Knock Knock!
B: who's there?
A: a communist
B: a communist who?
A: stop Stalin, and open the door!
*opens the door*
A: thanks for Lenin me in!
i think i made this up, but if somebody already made this up, oh well then!
(Original) Watched someome die in arms today
But I feel bad about stabbing the person in first place. Shouldn't have done that.
Should 've just shot him and ran away.
Nothing Original
There's a g**... my art course who never does any original work, she copies everything.
We call her Tracey.
The origin of CrossFit can be traced all the way back to ancient Rome.
Take Jesus for example, he fit nicely on that cross.
New Original joke
I had s**... on top of a dolphin,
You could say I did it on porpoise.
Jon Snow Was Westeros' Origin Yesman
He nos nothing.
Did you know the original programmer of Oregon Trail was beaten to death by mentally ill Discworld fan?
He died of dissin' Terry.
Do you have the original book Romeo and Juliet?
A customer at our bookstore asked me, "Do you have the original book Romeo and Juliet? My daughter needs it for school, and all I can find is the play."
Original Male Sterilization Joke
A guy goes into the doctor for his baby-proofing surgery. He hops up on the table and says "OK, Doc! Let's get this tubal ligation going!".
The doctor looks up, annoyed. "This isn't a tubal ligation!"
"I know, I know," says the guy, "but it's all the same thing, pretty much."
"No it isn't!" says the Doctor. "There's a Vas Deferens!"
A mummy was found in Egypt.
The archaeologists could not determine its origin. Then a Soviet adviser offered his help. The mummy was delivered to the Soviet embassy. In two hours the Soviet adviser appeared and said, "His name was Amenkhotep 23 rd."
"How did you find out?"
"He confessed," the advisor said.
An original joke (50% of it is)
What do you call it when a cow falls over?
Ground beef.
What do you call it when yo mama falls over?
You don't call it you call emergency earthquake services.
In the original 'Good Will Hunting' script, there is a surprise gay s**... scene between the two straight leads. It was purposely put there as a test to see if studios actually read the script. Harvey Weinstein was the only producer who mentioned the scene
Weinstein said that the s**... scene usually takes place before he approves a movie
What are the origins of rice Krispys?
They were invented in Hiroshima, 1945.
[original] Which band is the most tolerant and inclusive?
U2
Originally, International Women's Day was celebrated on the 8 of January.
However, because they had to get ready, it has since been postponed to 8 March.
Netflix's original content has some stiff competition.
I heard they're shooting something at YouTube HQ today.
[Original] What do you call an angle that just got memed on?
A rekt-angle.
What do you call trying to find the origin of your grocery store's packaged meat?
Meataphysics
How do you know that the original Star Wars movie was uncut?
Because Luke and Leia are Force Kin.
My daughter's original joke: What did one phone say to the other?
Nothing, it left a message.
A man finds out his wife is pregnant
Wife: "Honey... I just found out I'm pregnant."
Husband: "Hi pregnant, I'm dad."
Origin of the first dad joke ever.
A brunette and a blonde visit a motel
Before they go in, brunette warns her friend "Don't fill in your own address. Pick some European country. They won't know the difference.".
In the form brunette states her country of origin as "Hungary" while the blonde, trying to remain inconspicuous, writes "Thirsty".
I originally wasn't thrilled at my girlfriend's idea for me to have a beard...
But it's growing on me.
Vladimir Putin Travels to an Eastern European Country
He walks up to the customs agent and the agent asks, Name?
Vladimir Putin
Country of Origin?
Russia
Occupation?
No, no. Just visiting.
[Original] How to dodge perfectly in a fistfight:
I forgot, there was something about predicting the punchline. . .
My wife is planning a day of debauchery for a friend, otherwise known as a bachlorette party
. A pole dancing class is going to be part of the festivities and the warning on the website is "Classes are not suitable for pregnant women who have never poled before." My response to this being read aloud during the planning "Wait, then how did they get pregnant?"
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that
a chimp was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species.
Surprised, he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books?"
"Well," said the chimp, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
What's better? Original content or a repost?
A repost.
Why?
Because nothing is better than original content but a repost is better than nothing.
Original content?
What a day to be alive
Nobody has original ideas anymore.
Movies, TV shows, and polio are getting rebooted.
I wanted to find the origin of a snickerdoodle.
I searched online but the website I went on said I had to accept its cookie policy first.
What was the original name of the atomic bomb dropped on Japan?
The rice cooker 3000
An original, courtesy of my 8 year old niece. If you are an elf in your 5th year at school, how old would you be?
Nazareth.
Yeah, me either.
Do you know the original German word for Bra?
Stopemfromfloppen
I have absolute confidence in Jeff's Bezos rocket company Blue Origin
Jeff has already achieved good separation.
Kamasutra says: If you s**... one n**..., the women herself offers the other one...
...And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
One day, a zookeeper noticed a chimpanzee reading two books...
One day, a zookeeper noticed a chimpanzee reading two books--The Bible and Darwin's Origin of the Species. Astonished, he asked the ape, "Not only can you read, you're reading two books at once!?"
"Well," said the chimp, "I'm trying to figure out if I'm my brother's keeper, or my keeper's brother."
Did you know that the original computer also had a fatherboard?
But one day he said he was going out for a extra stick of ram and never came back.
