Origin Of Your Mom Jokes
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Short origin of your mom jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The origin of your mom humour may include short mean your mom jokes also.
- Did you know that trampolines were originally called jumpolines? Until your mom got on one.
- Fun history fact: The trampoline was originally sold under the name "Jumpoline" . . .until June 15th, 1982, when your mom got on one.
- What was the original name for a trampoline? It was called a jumpoline until your mom used it.
- Why a flat earther can't joke about your mom. She's so fat, they can't see her curvature from ground level.
(My attempt at an original "yo mama joke") - Did you know trampolines were originally called jumpolines? Until your mom jumped on one changed its name forever
- My Mom's Horse My Mom originally had a horse named Fandango. Later she got new horse named Noble. That Day I asked her, "Did they sell you fake tickets?"
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Origin Of Your Mom One Liners
Which origin of your mom one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with origin of your mom? I can suggest the ones about your mom is so old and your mom so old.
- Something only 6000bc kids will get THE original OPs mom.
- My mom's name in my phone is (0, 0) Because she's my origin point
Hilarious Fun Origin Of Your Mom Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What funny jokes about origin of your mom you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean your mom is like jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make origin of your mom pranks.
the joke is originally in persian but i think it works in english too
kid:"hey mom are you adding carrots to that soup?"
mom:"yeah, i know you dont like carrots but dont worry, you wont taste the carrot at all"
kid:"then why do you add carrots?"
mom:"because it makes it tastier"
A child and Human Origin
A child asked his father, "How were people born?"
So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."
The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."
The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!"
His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
A little girl asks her father where people came from.
He explained about Adam and Eve and they were our original ancestors and they had babies and that's where we came from.
Later that day the girl asked her Mom who explained that their ancestors were monkeys and apes and humans evolved from the monkeys. "So, our relatives are monkeys?" "That's right, dear"
Now the little girl was angry and stomped into the living room to see her Dad and told him what her Mom said. "You lied to me!" the little girl shouted at him.
No I didn't honey. Your Mom was talking about her side of the family
Witty Answer from a Four Year Old
Mom just informed me that I said this when I was little. The original punch line is "Make a sound like a carrot".
MOM: "How do you catch a rabbit?"
ME: "Have someone throw one at you."
Once there was a girl who wanted a boyfriend........
Once there was a girl who wanted a boyfriend. Her mom wanted to help her, so she set up a blind date for her daughter.
When the girl got back from the date she said "That was the worst night of my life!"
"Why is that?" her mom asked.
"He owns a 1922 Rolls Royce!"
"Isn't that a good thing?"
"He's the original owner mom!"
Orse?
"Dad, I've always found my brother's name a bit odd. How did you come up with the name 'Orse'?"
"Well, you see, your Mom really loves roses, but we wanted to find a more original name, so we picked an anagram instead: Orse"
"Oh, that's very cool! Thanks, Dad!"
"You're welcome, Lana"
Chuck Norris once stepped on a crack, it apologized and fixed his mom's back.
There was a posts I found last night where people shared Chuck Norris jokes and I wanted to share a (hopefully) original one.