Origami Jokes
77 origami jokes and hilarious origami puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about origami that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Origami Short Jokes
Short origami jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The origami humour may include short paper folding jokes also.
- Vandals have attacked the National Origami museum in Tokyo... We'll keep you updated as the story unfolds...
- I really wanted to watch the International Origami Championships tonight. Sadly, it's only on paper view.
- I misplaced Dwayne Johnson's cutting tool for the origami workshop... I can't believe I lost the Rock's Paper
Scissors... - I recently signed up for reverse-origami classes. It'll be interesting to see how it unfolds.
- Japanese Ministry of Artistic Affairs Warns the Art of Origami is in Decline! More on this as the story unfolds.
- The Origami world championships are live on TV this year. It's only available on pay per view though.
- I was laid off due to COVID, so I took a job at an origami factory Unfortunately it folded.
- Once I had completed my final exam, my professor told me to turn it in to one of the teaching assistants. Good thing I have been practicing my origami.
- Did you hear that they're broadcasting the World Origami Championships? It's on paper-view.
- I made an origami elephant for a friend. I gave it to them, and they said Thanks, I'll put it in my room!
I said Don't mention it!
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Origami One Liners
Which origami one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with origami? I can suggest the ones about wrapping paper and paper.
- The popularity of origami has increased ten fold.
- Tried to start an origami company... It folded.
- Why did the Origami Artist never win a poker match? Because he will always fold.
- Thought of starting an origami business but too lazy to do all the paperwork involved.
- I'm going to the reverse origami championship tomorrow Can't wait to see how it unfolds
- I hated my job as an origami teacher. Too much paperwork.
- Origami The World Origami Championships is today.
Let's see how it unfolds. - I quit my job at the origami factory. Too much paperwork!
- Do competitive origami artists ever fold under pressure?
- Have you heard about that new TV program about origami? It's paper view...
- I don't mean to be bad at origami. That's just how things unfold.
- I use to like origami as a hobby But i gave up as it was alot of paperwork.
- Did you hear about the origami shop that closed down? Yeah. I heard it folded.
- Last night I played Origami poker Things were going great, until I had to fold.
- Origami is like Poker... You gotta know when to fold
Howlingly Hilarious Origami Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about origami you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tissue paper jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make origami pranks.
Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?
*because it was pay-per view.*
"paper view"
I'm not that great at origami...
I cut corners.
Origami is Japanese for, "we haven't invented scissors yet"
Did you hear about the origami master who lost his job?
His office went paperless.
In a recent poll, 80% of Japanese women admitted to having faked origami.
An armed criminal disrupted the origami convention...
... an eye witness claims he saw the whole thing unfold.
When I said I wanted an origami book...
I didn't mean a regular book in the shape of a butterfly.
Whatever happened to that origami store in midtown?
Folded
How do you join the Origami Yakuza?
Convince someone to bring you into the fold.
Origami Belts
They're a waist of paper
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What's the difference between origami and a grandpa passing wind?
One is the art of the fold, the other, the f**... of the old.
Why do origami artists make terrible poker players?
They always fold.
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Why do risky people s**... at origami?
Because they never fold
I ordered a book on the internet called "A beginner's guide to Origami".
When it arrived it was a scrunched up piece of paper.
My origami classes were canceled.
Apparently the school folded.
I challenged an origami expert to a game of poker.
He folded.
I foumd the best view for origami channel...
PAPER VIEW.
Never try to sue an origami
This action will eventually fold back on you
I'm writing a musical love story set in the '50s about 2 teens from the opposite sides of the tracks, falling in love during the National Origami Qualifiers.
I'm calling it "Crease."
Origami
Origami was invented by a guy who kept running out of toilet paper
A man is struggling with origami,
He calls his teacher over for help,
His teacher reply's in a stern voice
so what's unfolding here then?
The price of paper is getting so high!
At this rate my origami business is going to fold
I got a rejection letter from the origami university today,
I'm not sure what to make of it.
I'm creating a WWE match between origami figures.
It's paper view.
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An origami artist wanted for m**..., has been sending tantalizing clues to police.
The investigation is unfolding.
Japanese Banking Crisis
Uncertainty has hit the Japanese banking industry.
In the past week, Origami bank has folded, Sumo bank has gone belly up and Bonsai bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Last week it was announced that Karaoke bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song while shares in Kamikaze bank were suspended after they nosedived.
Samurai bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja bank is reported to have taken a hit, but it remains in the black.
Furthermore 500 staff at Karate bank got the chop and analysts report there is something fishy going on at Sushi bank where it's feared staff may get a raw deal.
Did you hear about the growing origami industry?
Their business is in-CREASING!
How did an origamist become a mathematician suddenly?
Because his previous work involved manifolds.
Financial collapse in Japan
Origami Bank has folded.
Sumo Bank has gone belly up.
Bonsai Bank has had to cut back some of its branches.
Karaoke Bank has been put up for sale and is going for a song.
There's something fishy going on at Sushi Bank...shareholders are afraid they might get a raw deal.
Kamikaze Bank shares have nose-dived.
500 jobs at Karate Bank have been chopped.
During lockdown my origami skills have improved...
tenfold
I watched this awesome show called Origami Wrestling yesterday
It was on paper-view
With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the 'World Origami Championships'
It's on paperview
The advantages of easy origami
- are two-fold
Origami
What do you call paper figures that sit on top of your desk?
Stationary art
Anybody know who won the origami fight last night?
I couldn't find it anywhere on Paper-View
I recently found out that the Origami school in our community is about to close for good...
I'll update more on this as it unfolds.
Wanted to make some origami constellation from paper...
They all turned out pisces of sheet
Visiting the origami art gallery was really expensive
It was pay per view
