The Best 20 Oriental Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Oriental jokes. There are some oriental riceist jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these oriental shu puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Oriental Jokes and Puns

Hear about the oriental tailor that got arrested for being too arrogant with his customers?

He was always feeling cocky.

Girl you are like a fine oriental rug...

...you'd look great on hardwood.

You might be a redneck

If you think "Pearl Jam" is an oriental sex act

Oriental joke, You might be a redneck

A dyslexic messed up the sign to a whorehouse. It sounded like a furniture store...

The sign read, "Oriental Rugs and Tubs".

Oriental Rugs and Tubs...

could be a furniture store or a dyslexic whorehouse.


So I released a new cook book in the oriental side of town.

It's called *101 ways to wok your dog*

If I ever become a DJ, my name will be DJ Oriental Immigrant

Because I lay down sick tracks

Oriental joke, If I ever become a DJ, my name will be DJ Oriental Immigrant

What happens if you spin an oriental person around really fast for an extended period of time?

They become disoriented.

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

What are the three "O"s of bad driving?

Old.

Oriental.

Ovaries.

If you make an oriental dizzy....

does he become disoriented?

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How often does an oriental farmer milk his cows?

Dairy

I have a friend who rarely shows up to dinner dates but when he does only eats battered oriental prawns.

He's Tempura mental.

Apparently Cadbury's are making an oriental chocolate bar

I reckon it's just a Chinese whisper

What happens when you spin an oriental around?

They get disoriented.

What do you call Oriental pilots of the Galactic Empire?

Thai Fighters.

Oriental joke, What do you call Oriental pilots of the Galactic Empire?

Rumour has it Cadbury are bringing out an Oriental chocolate bar.

It could be a Chinese Wispa.

I Heard Cadbury Are going to Make An Oriental Chocolate Bar

But it could just be a Chinese whisper

If you spun an Oriental guy around and round...

Would he become _disoriented?_


What do you call an oriental crab?

A Crust-Asian

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the oriental southern jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working oriental mediterranean piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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