Organized Jokes
79 organized jokes and hilarious organized puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about organized that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Organized Short Jokes
Short organized jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The organized humour may include short organization jokes also.
- A son says to his father: "Dad, I'm thinking about a career in organized crime." Father: "Government or private sector?"
- I joined a religion where flatbread tells us about god. Its a naan prophet organization.
I have no idea why this was the first thing my brain did when I woke up this morning. - Who's the only organization with a higher death rate than PETA? The Make-A-Wish foundation.
- My nutritionist told me to only eat foods if I could pronounce their ingredients I gained a lot of weight after taking organic chemistry.
- I'm trying to organize a Hide and Seek tournament for a while, but it is not easy. Good players are hard to find.
- Why did the Red Cross not allow Jesus and Muhammad to volunteer? It's a non-prophet organization.
- People think my room is a mess, but it's actually very organized Everything is sorted by date of last use. If I used it recently, it's on top of something.
- The World Health Organization has officially announced that dogs are not able to contract COVID-19 and have released them all from quarantine. It's safe to say that WHO let the dogs out.
- I accidentally joined an organization... I accidentally joined a pro-secession organization.
When I tried to leave, I was elected as their chairman. - Indian restaurants make most of their money off of the bread.. They're naan-profit organizations.
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Organized One Liners
Which organized one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with organized? I can suggest the ones about arranged and managed.
- Where do atheists donate their money? Non Prophet Organizations
- All of the local atheists decided to organize They became a non-prophet organization
- What do cannibals call unvaccinated children? Organic food
- You are never worthless Organs go for a lot on the black market.
- Due to travel restrictions this year... United States had to organize coups at home
- I met an atheist who worked for a charity It was a non-prophet organization
- How does the summer solstice organize its schedule? It "suns" everything up.
- Why do your heart, liver and lungs all fit in your body? Because they are well organized
- How do you organize a party in outer space? You planet.
- How do you organize a fantastic winter solstice celebration? Just chill and let it snow!
- Organic chemistry is difficult Those who study it have alkynes of trouble
- Never feel worthless! Your organs are worth thousands.
- What do you call a religious organization that doesn't make any money? A non-prophet!
- What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces? Natural logs.
- Vegans don't beat their meat They beat their "0% dairy all organic tofu"
Organized Crime Jokes
Here is a list of funny organized crime jokes and even better organized crime puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- The government offered to buy back all my guns I turned them down
I don't feel right selling fire arms to organized crime. - Why do police have file cabinets? For organized crime.
- Don't get involved in organized insect crimes. The mothia is ruthless.
- Years ago I used to work as a secretary for the mafia. I was involved in very organized crime.
- Why was a group of lemurs framed for organized crime within seconds? They were a conspiracy.
- My office has had three label makers stolen in the past week. We suspect it's connected to organized crime.
- What do you call a quadruple amputee who's a member of organized crime? The head
- What do you call two black guys on a bike? Organized crime
- What do you call a french organized crime detective? J'accuza
Cheerful Fun Organized Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about organized you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean occupied jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make organized pranks.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization
As the storm raged,the captain realized his ship was sinking fast.
So he shouted out, "Anyone here know how to pray?"
Just o**... stepped forward and said, "Aye, captain,I know how to pray."
"Good,"said the captain, "You pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets - we're one short."
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Small o**...
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him. After some preliminary drinks and talk, they got undressed, climbed into bed and generally got organized for a leg over.
After a few minutes, the girl started laughing. The fellow asked her what she found so amusing.
"Your o**...," she replied. "It's a bit on the small side."
Hurt, he replied, "It's not used to playing in cathedrals."
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I heard my ex girlfriend needs a new kidney
I'm not worried, her body hasn't rejected an o**... in 25 years.
-Tom Cotter
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Whats better than roses on a piano?
tulips on an o**......
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Little Billy started playing o**... when he was 5
Little Billy started playing o**... when he was 5. He practiced and practiced every day. He had heard of this orchestra from his town that was really hard to get accepted into. This made him want to practice and practice even more. He even got private lessons with a skilled organist. Finally, the day came. He went to the audition room and started to play, but no sound would come out. The o**... was broken. The judge immediately arranged for another o**.... As Billy began to play, the o**... also creaked and then ceased to make a sound. The judge arranged for yet another o**... for Billy, but that one broke down as well. The judge suddenly collapsed to the ground.
At the hospital, the doctors pronounced the judge dead and performed an autopsy.
"The cause of death appears to be multiple o**... failure."
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Three Doctors
Three doctors are discussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, ''I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized.'' Doctor Fitzpatrick says, ''I prefer mathematicians. All their organs are numbered.'' Doctor Ahn says, ''I prefer lawyers. They're gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear-ends are interchangeable.''
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Someone told me flowers had s**... organs...
....what a load of Poppycock!
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The brain
The brain is a amazing o**... it works 24 hours a day 365 days a year from the day you are born until you see your first woman n**....
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My drivers license says I'm an o**... donor,
but jokes on them because I own a piano.
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Why does elton john play the piano?
Because he s**... on an o**....
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After s**... a woman tells a man that she didn't like his performance, that his o**... was to small.
He looks at her and says "I didn't know I would be playing in a cathedral".
How to make a charity
1. find someone in need
2. Create an organization and donate all revenue to said someone
3. ???
4. nonprofit
All these women marching in protest is so well organized
I'd love to talk to the man in charge.
'Knock knock'
'Who's there'
'Okay Google'
'Okay Google, who?'
'Sorry I didn't catch that'
'OKAY GOOGLE WHO?'
'The World Health Organization is a specialized agency of the United Nations that is concerned with international public health. It was established on 7 April 1948, headquartered in Geneva, Switzerland. '
Ban?????
"How did things go organizing a muslim travelling band?"
"Band? Sir, i'm sorry we thought you said ban."
"Ban! That's a bit harsh isn't it? Nevermind, how are things progressing with our new Mexican mall?"
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I always thought the brain was the most important o**......
... then I realized what o**... was telling me that.
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A foolish man gives his wife a grand piano...
... A wise man gives his wife an upright o**....
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Did you hear about the surgeon who branded his initials on a patient's o**...?
Apparently it was an inside joke
My wife asked me to buy organic vegetables from the market, so I went and looked around and couldn't find any. I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and asked, These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?
The produce guy looked at me and said, No. You'll have to do that yourself.
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what has four letters, is a vegetable if you take away the last, an o**... if you take away the first, and gives you a sense of pride and accomplishment if you take away both
pear
A man is caught cheating in a Limbo tournament.
The organizer, hurt and dissapointed, asks him: "How low can you go?"
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A mp3 hits your ears a mp4 hits your eyes
An mp5 hits your vital organs.
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Elton John is a great pianist
but I hear he s**... on the o**...
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For a woman, romance is roses on a piano.
For a man, it's tulips on an o**....
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Why do atheists give away all their unnecessary money?
They're a non-prophet organization
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment. His wife was standing nearby watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally speaks: "Tim, I've been thinking, now that we're married maybe it's time you quit golfing. You spend so much time on the course. You could probably get a good price for your clubs."
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
"For a minute there you were beginning to sound like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
"I wasn't," he replied.
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Having some areas in pandemic lock down and others not in lock down is like...
trying to organize the p**... section in a swimming pool.
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Four Surgeons are getting coffee
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first one said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside is numbered".
"I think librarians are the easiest" said the second surgeon. "When you open them up all their organs are alphabetically ordered".
The third surgeon said, "I prefer to operate on electricians. All their organs are color coded".
The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They are heartless, spineless, gutless, and their head and their a**... are interchangeable."
If animal organs were compatible with humans...
Your dog would offer you his kidney even if he only had one that worked.
Your cat would show up one morning with 37 kidneys in a sack and tell you to pick one.
A creationist told me that evolution must be wrong because it violates the second law of thermodynamics
His claim was that in order for simple organisms like bacteria to evolve into much more complex life like fish and mice and horses and gorillas and people, an enormous input of energy would be required, therefore it must be impossible.
I stayed up all night trying to think of something that would refute his claim, and then it dawned on me.
My 7 year old organically made this up!
Super Bowl halftime show, watching with my wife and boys, wife says The halftime show is a bunch of rappers from the 80's and 90's, including Eminem, I really like him.
7 year old: Mn'Ms are good, but I like Skittles better
Wife: Not the candies silly, the rapper!
7 year old: Why would you just eat the wrappers!?
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I was auditioning for a play today, and the director yelled at me. He said my acting reminded him of a female reproductive o**...! Needless to say I stormed off…
But after I thought about it, I went back. I had to apologize for o**... acting.
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Did you know, that if you take all of the human organs and spread them out on a football field.
You get arrested
Three surgeons are talking about their favorite kinds of patients.
"My favorite patients are librarians." says the first surgeon. "They're easy to operate on because their organs are all in alphabetical order."
"My favorite patients are mathematicians." says the second surgeon. "They're easy to operate on because all their organs are numbered."
"My favorite patients are politicians." says the third surgeon. "They're the easiest to operate on because they have no guts, no brains, they're heartless and their heads and buttocks can easily be switched."
I work for the Big, International Non-Governmental Organization.
And BINGO is its name-o.
A buddy of mine recently invested in a friend's dental practice and it just paid off big-time.
"So I guess that makes you...a denture capitalist now, eh?"
That's it. I'm done. Only downhill from here.
EDIT: showed my wife the comments and she muttered something under her breath about divorce. I love this sub.
