Organized Crime Jokes
16 organized crime jokes and hilarious organized crime puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about organized crime that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Organized Crime Short Jokes
Short organized crime jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The organized crime humour may include short mafia jokes also.
- A son says to his father: "Dad, I'm thinking about a career in organized crime." Father: "Government or private sector?"
- The government offered to buy back all my guns I turned them down
I don't feel right selling fire arms to organized crime. - Years ago I used to work as a secretary for the mafia. I was involved in very organized crime.
- Why was a group of lemurs framed for organized crime within seconds? They were a conspiracy.
- My office has had three label makers stolen in the past week. We suspect it's connected to organized crime.
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Organized Crime One Liners
Which organized crime one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with organized crime? I can suggest the ones about mafia bosses and gang members.
- Why do police have file cabinets? For organized crime.
- Don't get involved in organized insect crimes. The mothia is ruthless.
- What do you call a quadruple amputee who's a member of organized crime? The head
- What do you call two black guys on a bike? Organized crime
- What do you call a french organized crime detective? J'accuza
Fun-Filled Organized Crime Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about organized crime you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean conspiracy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make organized crime pranks.
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Attorney General
The attorney general decides to hold a contest to see which organization is the best at policing. SO he gets the FBI, the CIA, and the LAPD together, and tells them "I've released a rabbit into the wilderness, find it, and bring it to me." So the FBI goes in, and two hours later, they come out, and the Agent In Charge says "We found the rabbit, but he had committed no crimes, so we let him go." AG says "Bull, you didn't find the rabbit." So the CIA goes in, and 4 hours later, they come out, and the Director of Operations says to the AG, "We found the rabbit, interrogated him for two hours, and found the he was a t**..., so we flipped him, and released him back into the wild." AG says "Bull, you didn't find the rabbit." So the LAPD goes in. 15 minutes later, a bloodied, beaten bear runs out of the woods screaming "I'm the rabbit, I'm the rabbit!"