Organized Crime Jokes

Funniest Organized Crime Short Jokes

Short organized crime jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The organized crime humour may include short mafia jokes also.

1. A son says to his father: "Dad, I'm thinking about a career in organized crime." Father: "Government or private sector?"
2. The government offered to buy back all my guns I turned them down
   I don't feel right selling fire arms to organized crime.
3. A kid was talking to his dad because he was considering a job in organized crime. The dad replied with "government or private sector"
4. A child tells his dad that he wants to work in organized crime His dad says : government or private sector?
5. Years ago I used to work as a secretary for the mafia. I was involved in very organized crime.
6. I used to sell office supplies to the mafia, file cabinets and label makers and such I was involved in very organized crime
7. Why was a group of lemurs framed for organized crime within seconds? They were a conspiracy.
8. My son said he wanted to get into organized crime when he grew up. "Government or private sector?"
9. My office has had three label makers stolen in the past week. We suspect it's connected to organized crime.
10. A career in organized crime A son says to his father "Dad I'm considering a career in organized crime"
    The father replies "That's great son, I heard investment banking pays great now a days"

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Organized Crime One Liners

Which organized crime one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with organized crime? I can suggest the ones about mafia bosses and crime.

1. Why did the accordion player go to jail? He was caught playing an organized crime.
2. Why do police have file cabinets? For organized crime.
3. Don't get involved in organized insect crimes. The mothia is ruthless.
4. What do you call a quadruple amputee who's a member of organized crime? The head
5. What do you call two black guys on a bike? Organized crime
6. What do you call a french organized crime detective? J'accuza
7. The only thing well-organized in colombia... is crime.
8. What do you call two colored folk riding a bicycle? Organized crime!

Fun-Filled Organized Crime Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about organized crime you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gangs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make organized crime pranks.