Organization Jokes

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Funniest Organization Short Jokes

Short organization jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The organization humour may include short organisation jokes also.

  1. A son says to his father: "Dad, I'm thinking about a career in organized crime." Father: "Government or private sector?"
  2. I joined a religion where flatbread tells us about god. Its a naan prophet organization.
    I have no idea why this was the first thing my brain did when I woke up this morning.
  3. Did you know, that if you take all of the human organs and spread them out on a football field. You get arrested
  4. So many Christians run non-profit organizations. On the other hand, atheists... ...only run non-prophet organizations.
  5. Who's the only organization with a higher death rate than PETA? The Make-A-Wish foundation.
  6. My nutritionist told me to only eat foods if I could pronounce their ingredients I gained a lot of weight after taking organic chemistry.
  7. I'm trying to organize a Hide and Seek tournament for a while, but it is not easy. Good players are hard to find.
  8. Why did the Red Cross not allow Jesus and Muhammad to volunteer? It's a non-prophet organization.
  9. People think my room is a mess, but it's actually very organized Everything is sorted by date of last use. If I used it recently, it's on top of something.
  10. The World Health Organization has officially announced that dogs are not able to contract COVID-19 and have released them all from quarantine. It's safe to say that WHO let the dogs out.

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Organization One Liners

Which organization one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with organization? I can suggest the ones about organized and institution.

  1. What kind of organization is Atheism? Non-prophet.
  2. Where do atheists donate their money? Non Prophet Organizations
  3. If atheism was a business, what kind of business would it be? A Non-Prophet organization.
  4. A mp3 hits your ears a mp4 hits your eyes An mp5 hits your vital organs.
  5. All of the local atheists decided to organize They became a non-prophet organization
  6. What do you call an atheist business? A non-prophet organization.
  7. What do cannibals call unvaccinated children? Organic food
  8. Why do atheists give away all their unnecessary money? They're a non-prophet organization
  9. You are never worthless Organs go for a lot on the black market.
  10. I'm having trouble organizing a Hide and Seek league. Good players are hard to find.
  11. What do you call a violent, racist organization of confused Mexicans? The quequeque
  12. If you make money selling Indian bread... You run a Naan Profit Organization.
  13. Due to travel restrictions this year... United States had to organize coups at home
  14. I met an atheist who worked for a charity It was a non-prophet organization
  15. How does the summer solstice organize its schedule? It "suns" everything up.

Profit Organization Jokes

Here is a list of funny profit organization jokes and even better profit organization puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Indian restaurants make most of their money off of the bread.. They're naan-profit organizations.
  • Did you know that Indian Restaurants make most of their money on their flatbread? They're naan-profit organizations.
  • Do you guys wanna donate to my charity? It's a non profit organization called "Caw Caw Caw Caw"
    It's four good caws
  • My uncle is such a great businessman that he made $6 million in profits this year He works in a non-profit organization
  • Can I write the money I spent at the Indian bakery off my taxes? They are a naan profit organization ...
  • You know, there are 2 secret organization profiting off the election. They're called NASA and Space-X

Women's Organization Jokes

Here is a list of funny women's organization jokes and even better women's organization puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • All these women marching in protest is so well organized I'd love to talk to the man in charge.
  • A group of chronic masturbators have recently started an organization to protect women from domestic violence. Their slogan is "We only beat ourselves."
  • Why don't we organize a marathon to promote gender equality? 8km for men and 5km for women!
  • One Day Editors of a magazine asked 50 women what they would do if they had a male s**... o**... for one day. Most of them said, "Probably get a salary increase."
  • Two men are solving a crossword puzzle. - Is it a women's s**... o**...?
    Do you write the answer horizontally or vertically?
    - Horizontally.
    - Write: mouth!
Organization joke, Two men are solving a crossword puzzle.

Organization joke, Two men are solving a crossword puzzle.

Fun-Filled Organization Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What funny jokes about organization you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean company jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make organization pranks.

The government offered to buy back all my guns

I turned them down
I don't feel right selling fire arms to organized crime.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization

As the storm raged,the captain realized his ship was sinking fast.
So he shouted out, "Anyone here know how to pray?"
Just o**... stepped forward and said, "Aye, captain,I know how to pray."
"Good,"said the captain, "You pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets - we're one short."

Given that a radiator is essentially a vital o**... to a car, it's strange that the town in the movie cars is called "Radiator Springs."

It would be like if we called a city "Liver Pool."

I am trying to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it is turning out to be really difficult.

Good players are hard to find.

How do you organize a party in outer space?

You planet.

Small o**...

A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him. After some preliminary drinks and talk, they got undressed, climbed into bed and generally got organized for a leg over.
After a few minutes, the girl started laughing. The fellow asked her what she found so amusing.
"Your o**...," she replied. "It's a bit on the small side."
Hurt, he replied, "It's not used to playing in cathedrals."

I heard my ex girlfriend needs a new kidney

I'm not worried, her body hasn't rejected an o**... in 25 years.
-Tom Cotter

Whats better than roses on a piano?

tulips on an o**......

Little Billy started playing o**... when he was 5

Little Billy started playing o**... when he was 5. He practiced and practiced every day. He had heard of this orchestra from his town that was really hard to get accepted into. This made him want to practice and practice even more. He even got private lessons with a skilled organist. Finally, the day came. He went to the audition room and started to play, but no sound would come out. The o**... was broken. The judge immediately arranged for another o**.... As Billy began to play, the o**... also creaked and then ceased to make a sound. The judge arranged for yet another o**... for Billy, but that one broke down as well. The judge suddenly collapsed to the ground.
At the hospital, the doctors pronounced the judge dead and performed an autopsy.
"The cause of death appears to be multiple o**... failure."

What's better than roses on your piano?

Two lips on your o**....

Three Doctors

Three doctors are discussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, ''I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized.'' Doctor Fitzpatrick says, ''I prefer mathematicians. All their organs are numbered.'' Doctor Ahn says, ''I prefer lawyers. They're gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear-ends are interchangeable.''

Someone told me flowers had s**... organs...

....what a load of Poppycock!

The brain

The brain is a amazing o**... it works 24 hours a day 365 days a year from the day you are born until you see your first woman n**....

I used to think the brain was the most important o**....

And then I thought, look what's telling me that.

My drivers license says I'm an o**... donor,

but jokes on them because I own a piano.

The World Health Organization has stated that eating bacon increases your chances of getting cancer.

Statistics also show that not eating bacon dramatically increases your chances of blowing yourself up.

Why does elton john play the piano?

Because he s**... on an o**....

After s**... a woman tells a man that she didn't like his performance, that his o**... was to small.

He looks at her and says "I didn't know I would be playing in a cathedral".

How to make a charity

1. find someone in need
2. Create an organization and donate all revenue to said someone
3. ???
4. nonprofit

Hopefully george michael was an o**... donor...

... so on his last Christmas he gave someone his heart

'Knock knock'

'Who's there'
'Okay Google'
'Okay Google, who?'
'Sorry I didn't catch that'
'The World Health Organization is a specialized agency of the United Nations that is concerned with international public health. It was established on 7 April 1948, headquartered in Geneva, Switzerland. '

"Thank you for calling the NSA..."

"The only government organization that **actually** listens to you!"


"How did things go organizing a muslim travelling band?"
"Band? Sir, i'm sorry we thought you said ban."
"Ban! That's a bit harsh isn't it? Nevermind, how are things progressing with our new Mexican mall?"

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

**c**... on your o**....**

I always thought the brain was the most important o**......

... then I realized what o**... was telling me that.

A foolish man gives his wife a grand piano...

... A wise man gives his wife an upright o**....

Did you hear about the surgeon who branded his initials on a patient's o**...?

Apparently it was an inside joke

A man is sunbathing on a n**... beach

To prevent a sunburn, he covers his most important o**... with a hat.
A woman passes by and notices the hat.
She says, "Sir, a real gentleman always lifts his hat in front of a lady."
The man replies, "Ma'am if you were a real lady, the hat would've lifted itself."

My wife asked me to buy organic vegetables from the market, so I went and looked around and couldn't find any. I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and asked, These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?

The produce guy looked at me and said, No. You'll have to do that yourself.

What is a man's most sensitive o**... when m**...?

His ears.

what has four letters, is a vegetable if you take away the last, an o**... if you take away the first, and gives you a sense of pride and accomplishment if you take away both


I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but failed.

Good players are hard to find.

I found out my friend was running a charity for atheism.

He said it was a non-prophet organization.

A man is caught cheating in a Limbo tournament.

The organizer, hurt and dissapointed, asks him: "How low can you go?"

I accidentally joined an organization...

I accidentally joined a pro-secession organization.
When I tried to leave, I was elected as their chairman.

Elton John is a great pianist

but I hear he s**... on the o**...

Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.

I lost the Rock's paper scissors.

For a woman, romance is roses on a piano.

For a man, it's tulips on an o**....

Why do your heart, liver and lungs all fit in your body?

Because they are well organized

Today I was turned away from an LGBTQ organized event. To think I thought they were inclusive.

This is the last time I take my pack of lions to a pride parade.

Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.

One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment. His wife was standing nearby watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally speaks: "Tim, I've been thinking, now that we're married maybe it's time you quit golfing. You spend so much time on the course. You could probably get a good price for your clubs."
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
"For a minute there you were beginning to sound like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
"I wasn't," he replied.

I tried to organize a hide and seek tournament.

But good players are hard to find.

Having some areas in pandemic lock down and others not in lock down is like...

trying to organize the p**... section in a swimming pool.

Four Surgeons are getting coffee

Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first one said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside is numbered".
"I think librarians are the easiest" said the second surgeon. "When you open them up all their organs are alphabetically ordered".
The third surgeon said, "I prefer to operate on electricians. All their organs are color coded".
The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They are heartless, spineless, gutless, and their head and their a**... are interchangeable."

If animal organs were compatible with humans...

Your dog would offer you his kidney even if he only had one that worked.
Your cat would show up one morning with 37 kidneys in a sack and tell you to pick one.

WHO and Covid 😛

The World Health Organization announced that dogs cannot contract COVID-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

A creationist told me that evolution must be wrong because it violates the second law of thermodynamics

His claim was that in order for simple organisms like bacteria to evolve into much more complex life like fish and mice and horses and gorillas and people, an enormous input of energy would be required, therefore it must be impossible.
I stayed up all night trying to think of something that would refute his claim, and then it dawned on me.

My 7 year old organically made this up!

Super Bowl halftime show, watching with my wife and boys, wife says The halftime show is a bunch of rappers from the 80's and 90's, including Eminem, I really like him.
7 year old: Mn'Ms are good, but I like Skittles better
Wife: Not the candies silly, the rapper!
7 year old: Why would you just eat the wrappers!?

I was auditioning for a play today, and the director yelled at me. He said my acting reminded him of a female reproductive o**...! Needless to say I stormed off…

But after I thought about it, I went back. I had to apologize for o**... acting.

How does Dr. Frankenstein keep track of his body parts?

He uses an o**...-izer.

Three surgeons are talking about their favorite kinds of patients.

"My favorite patients are librarians." says the first surgeon. "They're easy to operate on because their organs are all in alphabetical order."
"My favorite patients are mathematicians." says the second surgeon. "They're easy to operate on because all their organs are numbered."
"My favorite patients are politicians." says the third surgeon. "They're the easiest to operate on because they have no guts, no brains, they're heartless and their heads and buttocks can easily be switched."

I work for the Big, International Non-Governmental Organization.

And BINGO is its name-o.

Why did the accordion player go to jail? He was caught playing an organized crime.

A buddy of mine recently invested in a friend's dental practice and it just paid off big-time.

"So I guess that makes you...a denture capitalist now, eh?"
That's it. I'm done. Only downhill from here.
EDIT: showed my wife the comments and she muttered something under her breath about divorce. I love this sub.

How do you organize a fantastic winter solstice celebration? Just chill and let it snow!

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