The Best 9 Organisms Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Organisms jokes. There are some organisms microorganisms jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these organisms bacteria puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Organisms Jokes and Puns

A creationist told me that evolution must be wrong because it violates the second law of thermodynamics

His claim was that in order for simple organisms like bacteria to evolve into much more complex life like fish and mice and horses and gorillas and people, an enormous input of energy would be required, therefore it must be impossible.

I stayed up all night trying to think of something that would refute his claim, and then it dawned on me.

What's the difference between Trump and a single cell organism? l.

Single cell organisms have a wall

I once dated a biologist.

I don't like to brag, but I always provided her with multiple organisms to keep her happy.

I recently had sex with a biologist at her laboratory.

I don't like to brag, but she had multiple organisms.

Known as the "one-day insect" the Mayfly has the shortest lifespan of all organisms...

But it still lives longer than my headphones.

When two organisms mutually benefit, it's called "symbiosis"

When only one organism benefits, it's called "parasitism." When neither benefits, that's called "marriage."

Viruses inject their genetic materials into organisms.

It's the same way with guys.

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

A fish is any member of a paraphyletic group of organisms that consist of all gill-bearing aquatic craniate animals that lack limbs with digits, and a piano is an instrument.

Is biology the study of living organisms...

Or just two ology's..

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