The Best 33 Organise Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Organise jokes. There are some organise nasa jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these organise astronauts puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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I organised a day of sponsored bungee jumping for the local disabled group...

Perhaps calling it 'spastic on elastic' wasn't one of my greatest ideas...

I organised a gay orgy for men with erectile dysfunction...

But nobody came.

Mr. Smith is on vacation with his wife and mother-in-law in Jerusalem

One day, his mother-in-law dies quite suddenly. An undertaker proposes to bury the deceased there in Jerusalem.

'No, thank you,' says Mr. Smith. 'I'd rather have the body shipped back to New York.'

'But why not?' asks the undertaker. 'Shipping a body is expensive, and I could organise a beautiful ceremony here...'

'Look, sir! We're talking about my mother-in-law... Two thousand years ago, they buried a young man here who was resurrected three days later; I'm not taking any chances!'

Organise joke, Mr. Smith is on vacation with his wife and mother-in-law in Jerusalem

I organised a threesome.

There were a couple no-shows, but I still had fun.

A boy asks a girl to the prom and she says yes.

He goes to organise a limo at the rental limo place and due to everyone else wanting a limo for the prom he has to wait in line for ages to get one.

He then goes to the flower store to buy her some flowers but again everyone is there buying flowers and he's stuck in line for seems like hours.

After flowers he goes to get his tuxedo at the store and the line is huge again with everyone else getting their tux's too.

He finally makes it to the prom with his date, they arrive and he asks if she wants to go onto the dance floor. She says "I'm a little thirsty, can I get some punch first?" He says "ok" and goes up to get some punch and there is no punchline.

Trump walks into the Oval office, turns to his administrative team and says, I want to organise the deportation of 10,000 Muslims and one kitten.

Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Mike Pence says. Mr. President, why do you want to deport a kitten? Trump smiles and turns to the rest of the table. You see, no one cares about the Muslims.

I organised a tantra party.

Nobody came.

Organise joke, I organised a tantra party.

Hitler walks into a room... (sorry if repost)

...and says to his staff, "I want you to organise the execution of 10,000 Jews and 1 kitten."
Everyone looks around the table and after a long silence, Goering pipes up, "Mein FΓΌhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?"
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table, "You see, no one cares about the Jews."

How do you organise a party in space?

"You planet"

How do you organise a bukkake?

You don't, everyone just comes.

I'd hate to run a marathon

They just look so hard to organise

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I organised a secret Bukkake party for my girlfriends birthday

Everybody came, you should have seen her face.

Organised Religion and Mafias have a lot in common...

Both have their respective clubhouses and neither pay taxes

I organised an orgy,

but nobody came.

How do people at NASA organise a party?

They planet!

How does NASA organise a party

They planet.

Organise joke, How does NASA organise a party

My smartphone is now all I need to organise events in my life

My calendar's days are numbered.

These Covid travel restrictions are getting a bit much..

.. things are so bad, the US had to organise a coup at home!


My little cousin has been diagnosed with an unusual case of OCD where all he does all day is organise dinner plates by the year they were made,
It's an extremely rare dish-order........

I organised a support group meeting for individuals with erectile dysfunction.

Though around 20 people registered, many couldn't come.

My neighbour was about to lose his house.

So i decided to organise a neighbourhood wide charity orgy to help him.
It was truly awe inspiring to see the whole neighbourhood come together like that.

What's the best place to organise a pig race?

BuckingHam Palace!

A friend of mine messaged me to say that he's been bitten by a snake on holiday in India.

How on earth does a snake manage to organise a holiday in India?

How do NASA organise events

They Planet

How do Rabbis organise their books?

The Jewey Decimal System.

How do you organise games in Pompeii?

Make aedile.

What does a hamburger say when it wants to organise a get together?

Lettuce meat

How do Christians organise their music?

They put it in praylists

I organised a little surprise party for a girl from work.

She didn't show - so I guess I'll just go back into her loft and wait.

I organised a secret Santa at work

I put my name on 10 pieces of paper and everybody picked one. Can't wait till Monday!

I organise my music into two categories one for cheese

The other for crackers

I wanted to organise a party on venus but the atmosphere was too dense

What is an organised person's favourite bread?


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