Organised Jokes
39 organised jokes and hilarious organised puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about organised that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the strange parallels between organised crime and bureaucracy through jokes. This article focuses on the humorous side of organisations and how the most organised jokes of all have peculiar bureaucrat leanings – from the organisers to the jokes themselves. Delve into this funny but organised world.
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Funniest Organised Short Jokes
Short organised jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The organised humour may include short organized jokes also.
- A boy says to his dad 'I'm considering a career in organised crime' His dad responds with 'Government or private sector?'
- The World Health Organisation has confirmed canines do not carry the virus and can be released from pounds. WHO let the dogs out.
- After spending twenty two years surrounded by criminals, I finally saw the light of day again. I'm so glad I left my job at the sporting organisation.
- I am extremely proud of my son who chose a career in organised crime He became the prime minister of the country
- my gf was dropping hints and leaving jewelry/ring catalogues around I got so fed up I bought her a magazine organiser
- I just heard that atheists are trying to get tax exempt status. They are a non-prophet organisation.
- Organised Religion and Mafias have a lot in common... Both have their respective clubhouses and neither pay taxes
- If I started a non government organisation... I would call it B.I.
That would be its name-o - The other day I was organising snail races They were moving really slow. Then I thought if I remove their shells then they would go faster, but if anything they were more sluggish
- What do you call an organised rebellion with twice as many people as usual? A sedan d'état.
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Organised One Liners
Which organised one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with organised? I can suggest the ones about arranged and planned.
- What is atheism? A non-prophet organisation.
- Please donate to atheism.org Don't worry, it's a non-prophet organisation.
- What do you call an atheist charity? A non-prophet organisation.
- Why are atheists poor? because its a non-prophet organisation.
- A temple for atheists... Is a "nonprophet" organisation.
- Why should atheists be exempted from tax? Because atheism is a non-prophet organisation!
- Why does government hate organised crime? They don't like competition
- How do you organise a party in space? "You planet"
- I'd hate to run a marathon They just look so hard to organise
- What do you find in the filing cabinets of a law firm? Organised crime.
- How do people at NASA organise a party? They planet!
- What kind of organisation would you call Atheism? A non-prophet
- How does NASA organise a party They planet.
- I used to supply filofaxes to the mafia I was involved in very organised crime
- Why do political parties hate organised crime? They don't like voter competition.
Organised Crime Jokes
Here is a list of funny organised crime jokes and even better organised crime puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A stationery store was broken into. Box files, wall calendars and appointment diaries were stolen. Police suspect highly organised crime.
Entertaining Organised Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about organised you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean realised jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make organised pranks.
Last weekend I organised a t**......
We were a couple people short but everyone still had a good time.
I organised a day of sponsored bungee jumping for the local disabled group...
Perhaps calling it s**... on elastic' wasn't one of my greatest ideas...
I organised a gay o**... for men with erectile dysfunction...
But nobody came.
Mr. Smith is on vacation with his wife and mother-in-law in Jerusalem
One day, his mother-in-law dies quite suddenly. An undertaker proposes to bury the deceased there in Jerusalem.
'No, thank you,' says Mr. Smith. 'I'd rather have the body shipped back to New York.'
'But why not?' asks the undertaker. 'Shipping a body is expensive, and I could organise a beautiful ceremony here...'
'Look, sir! We're talking about my mother-in-law... Two thousand years ago, they buried a young man here who was resurrected three days later; I'm not taking any chances!'
I organised a t**....
There were a couple no-shows, but I still had fun.
I had a Ménage à t**... organised...
There were a couple of no shows, but I still had a good time.
A boy asks a girl to the prom and she says yes.
He goes to organise a limo at the rental limo place and due to everyone else wanting a limo for the prom he has to wait in line for ages to get one.
He then goes to the flower store to buy her some flowers but again everyone is there buying flowers and he's stuck in line for seems like hours.
After flowers he goes to get his tuxedo at the store and the line is huge again with everyone else getting their tux's too.
He finally makes it to the prom with his date, they arrive and he asks if she wants to go onto the dance floor. She says "I'm a little thirsty, can I get some punch first?" He says "ok" and goes up to get some punch and there is no punchline.
Trump walks into the Oval office, turns to his administrative team and says, I want to organise the deportation of 10,000 Muslims and one kitten.
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Mike Pence says. Mr. President, why do you want to deport a kitten? Trump smiles and turns to the rest of the table. You see, no one cares about the Muslims.
A man went to a fish and chip lunch organised by the local monastery...
He strolls up to o**... serving, and with a big grin, asks "Are you the fish friar?"
The guy responds "No, I'm the chip monk!"
I organised a t**... party.
Nobody came.
How do you organise a b**...?
You don't, everyone just comes.
