Organisation Jokes

33 organisation jokes and hilarious organisation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about organisation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

A good joke can even make a bad situation bearable - and this article has got it all! Find out why poor organisation, bad planning, ices, jihad and pist are turning into hilarious jokes! Get ready to have a good laugh - no matter what the situation!

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Funniest Organisation Short Jokes

Short organisation jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The organisation humour may include short organization jokes also.

  1. A boy says to his dad 'I'm considering a career in organised crime' His dad responds with 'Government or private sector?'
  2. The World Health Organisation has confirmed canines do not carry the virus and can be released from pounds. WHO let the dogs out.
  3. After spending twenty two years surrounded by criminals, I finally saw the light of day again. I'm so glad I left my job at the sporting organisation.
  4. I am extremely proud of my son who chose a career in organised crime He became the prime minister of the country
  5. my gf was dropping hints and leaving jewelry/ring catalogues around I got so fed up I bought her a magazine organiser
  6. I just heard that atheists are trying to get tax exempt status. They are a non-prophet organisation.
  7. Organised Religion and Mafias have a lot in common... Both have their respective clubhouses and neither pay taxes
  8. If I started a non government organisation... I would call it B.I.
    That would be its name-o
  9. The other day I was organising snail races They were moving really slow. Then I thought if I remove their shells then they would go faster, but if anything they were more sluggish
  10. What do you call an organised rebellion with twice as many people as usual? A sedan d'état.

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Organisation One Liners

Which organisation one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with organisation? I can suggest the ones about organized and institution.

  1. What is atheism? A non-prophet organisation.
  2. Please donate to Don't worry, it's a non-prophet organisation.
  3. What do you call an atheist charity? A non-prophet organisation.
  4. Why are atheists poor? because its a non-prophet organisation.
  5. A temple for atheists... Is a "nonprophet" organisation.
  6. Why should atheists be exempted from tax? Because atheism is a non-prophet organisation!
  7. Why does government hate organised crime? They don't like competition
  8. How do you organise a party in space? "You planet"
  9. I'd hate to run a marathon They just look so hard to organise
  10. What do you find in the filing cabinets of a law firm? Organised crime.
  11. How do people at NASA organise a party? They planet!
  12. What kind of organisation would you call Atheism? A non-prophet
  13. How does NASA organise a party They planet.
  14. I used to supply filofaxes to the mafia I was involved in very organised crime
  15. Why do political parties hate organised crime? They don't like voter competition.

Bad Organisation Jokes

Here is a list of funny bad organisation jokes and even better bad organisation puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • These Covid travel restrictions are getting a bit much.. .. things are so bad, the US had to organise a coup at home!
  • What do you call a badly organised football tournament? A facup.
Organisation joke, What do you call a badly organised football tournament?

Organisation joke, What do you call a badly organised football tournament?

Uproarious Organisation Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about organisation you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean company jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make organisation pranks.

Last weekend I organised a t**......

We were a couple people short but everyone still had a good time.

I organised a day of sponsored bungee jumping for the local disabled group...

Perhaps calling it s**... on elastic' wasn't one of my greatest ideas...

I organised a gay o**... for men with erectile dysfunction...

But nobody came.

Mr. Smith is on vacation with his wife and mother-in-law in Jerusalem

One day, his mother-in-law dies quite suddenly. An undertaker proposes to bury the deceased there in Jerusalem.
'No, thank you,' says Mr. Smith. 'I'd rather have the body shipped back to New York.'
'But why not?' asks the undertaker. 'Shipping a body is expensive, and I could organise a beautiful ceremony here...'
'Look, sir! We're talking about my mother-in-law... Two thousand years ago, they buried a young man here who was resurrected three days later; I'm not taking any chances!'

I organised a t**....

There were a couple no-shows, but I still had fun.

I had a Ménage à t**... organised...

There were a couple of no shows, but I still had a good time.

A boy asks a girl to the prom and she says yes.

He goes to organise a limo at the rental limo place and due to everyone else wanting a limo for the prom he has to wait in line for ages to get one.
He then goes to the flower store to buy her some flowers but again everyone is there buying flowers and he's stuck in line for seems like hours.
After flowers he goes to get his tuxedo at the store and the line is huge again with everyone else getting their tux's too.
He finally makes it to the prom with his date, they arrive and he asks if she wants to go onto the dance floor. She says "I'm a little thirsty, can I get some punch first?" He says "ok" and goes up to get some punch and there is no punchline.

Trump walks into the Oval office, turns to his administrative team and says, I want to organise the deportation of 10,000 Muslims and one kitten.

Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Mike Pence says. Mr. President, why do you want to deport a kitten? Trump smiles and turns to the rest of the table. You see, no one cares about the Muslims.

Organisation joke, Trump walks into the Oval office, turns to his administrative team and says,  I want to organise the