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Organic Food Jokes

17 organic food jokes and hilarious organic food puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about organic food that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Organic Food Short Jokes

Short organic food jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The organic food humour may include short healthy food jokes also.

  1. My nutritionist told me to only eat foods if I could pronounce their ingredients I gained a lot of weight after taking organic chemistry.
  2. After months of my wife buying organic foods in order to live healthier, today I made the big decision to change And filed for divorce
  3. I'm opening a new grocery stores named Organic Food Mart... Our slogan: "We sell only the best carbon-based foods."
  4. I recently realised that tofu is over rated. It's just a curd to me.
    Source: some organic food companies truck in Auckland.
  5. Eating Chinese food is like getting an o**... transplant There's always a chance your body will reject it.
  6. What's the best pickup line at Whole Foods? "I like a lady in the streets, and a freak in the organic, h**...-infused sheets."

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Organic Food One Liners

Which organic food one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with organic food? I can suggest the ones about health food and whole foods.

  1. What do cannibals call unvaccinated children? Organic food
  2. Why are insects farmed for food always organic? They don't use insecticide.
  3. What does a cannibal eat with cheese?
    Pickled organs.
  4. What kind of food do o**... donors eat? Organic

Organic Food Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about organic food you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean healthy eating jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make organic food pranks.

I needed to do the laundry, but then I realized I was out of detergent,

so I went to write a shopping list and realized how unorganized the junk drawer was, and started checking pens for ink. When I went to toss all the junk, I saw that the trash was full but before I took it out I wanted to get rid of old food in the fridge. That's when I realized a juice jug had leaked so I needed to clean it up but when I went to grab a rag, I saw that the pantry closet was a nightmare so I started organizing it.
And that's how I ended up on the floor looking at my old photo albums from 1990s and not doing laundry.

A random communist leader hears about a man making jokes about him.


He organizes a feast and calls the man.
Leader: "This is how all meals will look in the future!"
Man: (looks for a few seconds at the leader then says): "I thought I was the one around with the jokes."

So there's my friend Pete...

So, I have a friend named Pete, who is a bit of a hippy. He's got plenty of "causes," but he's particularly into animal rights--it's kind of annoying sometimes, but whatever.
As it so happens, he's also into Mediterranean food--all vegan, organic, and locally-sourced, of course. So when his usual store ran out of his brand of bread, it was kind of a big deal. He ended up dragging me all over town, all afternoon looking for some grass-fed, free-range ethnic bread.
It just all turned into PETA Pete's pita PITA.