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Trump's China Problem
Trump says to Pence, "China's mining too many ores"
Pence: What are you going to do?
Trump: Order more tariffs to make them mine less.
Pence: Mine fewer.
Trump: Shhh, don't call me that yet.
Why are indecisive miners the worst?
because all day they deal with ores.
A man with soiled clothing walks into a bar...
A man with soiled clothing walks into a bar.
The bartender asks him what drink he'd like, to which he replies, "A pint of Guinness please".
As the bartender fills the glass, he asks the man, "What do you do for a living?"
"Well," the man replies, "I go into caves and break the rocks, to find ores and that kind of thing."
The bartender looks sadly at him and sighs. "Sorry sir," he says, "we don't serve miners."
Due to growing environmentalist concerns, Germany and Austria decided to limit the amount of ores and minerals they were extracting from the ground.
They said, "Mine fewer!"
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