Oreo Jokes

Funniest Oreo Short Jokes

Short oreo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The oreo humour may include short milk jokes also.

1. It bothers me that Double Stuf Oreos is spelled with one 'F'... Why they don't give two 'Fs' is beyond me.
2. I grabbed a pack of Oreos out of the cabinet, but I had such a hard time getting them open that the pack suddenly ripped down the side and spilled them all over the floor. Now they're just Flooreos.
3. I'm looking forward to the day we celebrate that chocolate cookie with white icing in the middle. Mem-Oreo Day.
4. Pick up line: Girl are you an oreo? Cos I wanna open you up and lick all the good stuff inside
5. Want to know why some people dip their Oreos in water? Because their dad never came back with the milk
6. Ice hockey is basically just guys wearing knife shoes fighting each other with long sticks for the last Oreo.
7. Why should you never argue with a Jerky Flavoured Oreo? Because it's a really tough cookie.
8. You spread 'em open, lick the good stuff in the middle and then put it in. That's how you eat an oreo.
9. Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
10. Why do oreos always have a worried look? Cause they have a filling something could go wrong.

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Oreo One Liners

Which oreo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with oreo? I can suggest the ones about double and sandwich.

1. I like my oreos like I like my people... ...held under the surface till the bubbles stop.
2. Why did the Oreo cookie go to the dentist? Because he lost his filling.
3. The new machine in the gym is great! It has Chex Mix, Oreos, Snickers, everything!
4. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter
5. I went to the website for Oreos today I hit "Accept All Cookies" and got nothing.
6. Oreos are like boobies... So much better with milk.
7. What do you call the art of folding cookies? Oreo-gami
8. Never betray a friend for a cookie. Bros before Oreos.
9. What do you call a 70s cookie band? OREO Speedwagon
10. I like my Oreos how I like my women. Double-stuffed.
11. Iv come to the conclusion, I'm the white stuff in a Oreo In between two hard black things
12. Why do some kids dip their Oreos in water? Their dads never came back with the milk...
13. Why does Jimmy eat his Oreos with water? Cuz his dad never came back with the milk
14. What's an African with a white belt? An Oreo cookie.
15. I figured out Oreo's™ new mystery cream flavor! ...disappointment

Oreo Cookie Jokes

Here is a list of funny oreo cookie jokes and even better oreo cookie puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's was the cookies favorite band? OREO Speedwagon...
  (I heard it from a friend, who heard it from a friend...)
• When you think about it Oreos are just vitiligo-diagnosed cookies
• My dental hygienist is cute.
  Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
  Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
• I know Jeb Bush will be President... because I bought a bag of Oreo cookies today.
• What do you call two gay black guys? An Oreo cookie.

Hilarious Oreo Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about oreo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chocolate jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make oreo pranks.