Ore Jokes

Funniest Ore Short Jokes

Short ore jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ore humour may include short quarry jokes also.

1. Steel producers are grappling with the high price of iron... ...they say it's a terrible ore deal.
   (An ore-ful joke, I know.)
2. What do you say when you break up with an electrician? Watt is love?
   Baby don't hertz me.
   Don't hertz me.
   N-ohm-ore.
   N-ohm-ore.
3. I used to be an orphan, too, growing up I collected bauxite, hematite, adamite, you name it.
   I was quite the ore fan indeed.
4. You should kill me for this but... Did you see the engraving under the mineral sculpture of the famous punner's head? It said, "Wordplay Ore Bust"
5. I wrote this joke just for this sub, because people wrongly complain there are never any original jokes here: What's a ferrous particle's favorite constellation? *Ore-ion*
6. A miner is selling raw ore... He's approached by a blacksmith who says, "I'll take it."
   The miner questions, "Which one?"
   Blacksmith replies," Either ore."
   BADUMTISSSS
7. What's a ferrous particle's favorite constellation? #Ore-ion
   I think I made this joke up, but I'm sure the internet will know.
8. My father was a commercial miner his whole life, but he only mined silver and gold. On his deathbed, I asked him what his favorite metal to mine was... he said Either ore.
9. I had good prospects and thought I'd found a girl with a heart of gold. But it didn't pan out because she was a common 'ore.
10. Girl, are you an iron-bearing ore? Because when I smelt you, I got taken to a whole other level of civilization..

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Ore One Liners

Which ore one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ore? I can suggest the ones about gold and mines.

1. What's the best thing about sleeping with a geologist? The ore-gasms.
2. Deciding whether to buy gold or silver... ...is an either ore situation
3. I went for a tour of a mine the other day I was in total ore
4. The dumb geologist had a gold ore in his backyard Poor man took it for granite
5. Why are indecisive miners the worst? because all day they deal with ores.
6. What ore is always at the front ? Lead
7. Why did the miner moan when he struck gold? He was having an ore-gasm.
8. What is Morris Day and The Time's favorite cookie? Ore-Ore-O!
9. What do you call a miner that has trouble socialising? An ore-tist!
10. Why does everyone hate haematite? Because it is very ore-dinary
11. What do you call a seizure you have while mining? An ore spasm.
12. Why is buying raw iron such a pain in the a**...? I don't know. It's just a real ore deal.
13. What do h**... and gold have in common? You get them both from (wh)ores.

Iron Ore Jokes

Here is a list of funny iron ore jokes and even better iron ore puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I once experienced a very emotional trade with a s**...-craved women where I received iron ore. It was quite the whoredeal.

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What funny jokes about ore you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blacksmith jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ore pranks.